Ranking Ranches

You thought all ranches were the same? Well, you're at least 33% wrong.

Will my allegiances to Ken's remain intact? Will an old flame like Hidden Valley work its way back into my heart and fridge? Perhaps one of the newcomers can claim the victory? Find out, on this admittedly very midwestern edition of Bless Your Rank.

[davemustang]

Matt using carrots instead of wings might be the most grown up thing he's done in years

[osw]

One time my college roommate and I were in paris and he described ranch to some British chicks by saying its 3rd in importance only to the constitution and bacon

[chuckjcarter]

A sponsor? Our little boy is growing up so fast.

[lacyLor]

I was literally sprinkling blue cheese crumbles on my salad when Matt said “you’re eating mold, stop it” 😬

[thomasallisonstabler]

Calling Hidden Valley the standard 0 on the ranch scale was the most accurate thing in this video to me. Hidden Valley is ranch and you can either be better than or worse than Hidden Valley.

[justinbryan]

I work at Ken's Foods in McDonough GA! We make the bottles like you had, and the dipping cupsc for restaurants. Glad you liked it!

P.S. we make Newmans Own also!

[Cynnyshy]

My sister refers to raw veggies as ranch delivery devices.

[suziequzie]

I'm a Texas girl and prior to late 1992, I just thought of Ranch as one of many options for a salad. Then I moved to California and for the first time I saw people using it to dip all their foods in. I started referring to Ranch as the California gravy! 😜

[protector]

I would’ve loved to have seen you do a blind taste test. Then it’s revealed what all the bottles were at the end.

[suprchickn]

"There's a time and a place and the time is never and the place is hell!"

Your review videos are gold, Matt!

[tbranson]

As a transplanted southerner who has been living in the midwest for a decade. I can absolutely say that ranch is loved in the midwest in a whole other way. It's something else.

[breathstealer]

Matt: idk if this was for a party or anything
Wife: breathes deep it's fine walks away

[Spencer_twin]

Hope Ranking of Ketchups makes an appearance, including the “fancy” versions. Could use fries as the tasting vehicle.

[CynthiasPursuits]

Back in the day, Ranch was not available in bottles and you couldn't order it. It had to be made with a packet of seasonings and buttermilk. It was a huge treat for my mom to "make" it. Finally, it exploded onto the scene. I've had them all but Ken's is now the only one for me.😊

[redslcup]

Always love seeing a YouTuber sneak some comedy in an ad read

[LilEagle]

I feel like there is a very specific age range of us that know and remember and loved Wishbone on pbs 😂

[rfowler]

Matt, you left out the very best...Litehouse Homestyle Ranch. It's in the refrigerated section and tastes just like dressing at the very best steakhouses. 💕 Give it a try!

[Bearsbeets.battlestargalactica]

Ranch is part of the Holy Sauce trio.

Ketchup, mayo, ranch.

Those three will satisfy EVERY possible food you need to eat

[davephillips]

"seeds that got out of control" is just comedy gold. Thanks for your sacrifices, Matt, you are vastly appreciated.

[lb]

Matt: "I was living like a man child"
Also Matt: filming in front of his arcade games and action figures in his studio/man cave 😂

I love your videos and sense of humor, Matt!! Although I did just buy Ken's Ranch because the bottle of Olive Garden Ranch in our fridge was too much like a weird, bad Italian dressing 🤔🤷‍♀️