TikTok Has A Horny Chef Problem | Sad Boyz

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00:00:00 Howdy!
00:01:06 Conspiracy Barber
00:03:57 More & New Merch
00:07:07 Sad Boyz: Live!
00:11:00 Birth of Sad Boyz
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00:27:52 Words Are Hard
00:36:49 Childhood & School
00:41:56 Horny Chefs
01:10:19 Sad Boyz NIghtz

[blakelay]

That's not what we meant when we tagged things as "food porn" on tumblr! We meant actual food that looked so good it was sinful! Not dudes violating food!

[YourWaywardDestiny]

The Bored Ape event used UV lights, not neon. They used UV in place of black lights for a glowing effect. If you had a pet lizard, you would specifically give them a UV light to bask in. Because _THAT IS MOSTLY THE KIND OF WAVELENGTH SUNLIGHT IS WHEN IT GETS TO EARTH._ The attendees were slowly blinded by having simulation sun flashed in their eyes the whole night. You'd think that would make only lights as bright as the sun really be the harmful issue, but you'd be wrong. It was a low-level light, physically triggering pupils to dilate to low light conditions, but also having direct sun stand-in quietly buzzing around from every angle. (This gets corrected, but I cannot stress enough how stupid this decision was.)

[SamanthaWritesThings]

Between horny donut guy and Black White, I’m realizing how much easier it feels to experience highly uncomfortable videos if Jarvis and Jordan are there to make me laugh about it.

[py]

It made me very sad hearing "generation alpha" for the first time because I think the obvious choice was "baby doomers" as an homage to the generation that screwed them over.

[komomokoko]

Horny TikTok chefs don't exactly seem like they are trying to appease their audience. They seem like they just really, *really* like the food.

[amazing]

I'm not even a minute into the video (0:43), but I just need to share: I live in the midwest, not quite "lasso country", but I looked out my apartment window one day to see A WOMAN LASSOING HER BOYFRIEND and chasing him around the lawn. Strangest thing I've seen out my window in a long time, and I laughed for quite a while at the sheer absurdity of it lmao

[sydneykochan]

jarvis singing “some of them want to jiggle your chocolate” to the tune of sweet dreams is perhaps the funniest thing i’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing

[Evelyn_Richardson]

Ty for wearing trans flag socks. Happy trans awareness week! <3

[nicholaslaux]

My wife is a (regular) pastry chef, and seeing some of these videos is very weird, because it's both obvious that he's choosing the super horny shots, but also several of the things that look egregious (like the chocolate jiggle or some of the dough "fingering") are legitimately just the best (or only) ways to bake some things, so hearing it described without that context is hilarious

[Nk]

That "slow" version of Sweet Dreams is the Marilyn Manson cover... Gives an extra layer of uncomfy to the horny tiktok food bro

[shadowhawk]

Something I find kinda funny about saying it's less than 1% is no matter what the number is, it's bad. If they had 50K people there, even 1% is 500 people. That's a lot of people to blind even temporarily. But if they claim oh, it was like 10 people. Okay, so you only had 1000 people at your party? And you want to say NFTs aren't dead? Sure Jan.

[lllULTIMATEMASTERlll]

In defense of “um”: I like it because I can see that the person is actually present and thinking in real time.

[nancyok]

The lights they used were the kind that are used to kill bacteria, not regular black lights

[IsisSururu]

I got diagnosed with ADHD last year as a 25y old woman, and suddenly everything in my life made sense. So i relate with jarvis on tying a lot of things to adhd. When you have a severe diagnose like mine, literally your whole life and personality gets affected by it, your way of thinking, everything, people dont realize how life changing ADHD can be, its not just some "silly tiktok trend" or whatever boomers call it

[eminempreg]

Jordan talking about lassoing and cowboys like they don't exist anymore is so goofy to me. Someone fly this man out to the midwest and get him to a rodeO STAT!

[Lee-wfkr]

39:48 it's really rough being a not out trans person in this situation too because you can be in genuine danger in a situation like taking a shower that should be a relaxing, safe environment. That's why I'm glad my friends and I are getting an apartment together next year lol

[suplerb]

The lights at the bored ape yacht club convention weren't normal fluorescent lights, they were specifically "UV-C" lights that emit a very hazardous spectrum of UV light. (They also look very cool)

[glamrockmike]

The whole nudity thing in school, especially highschool, for changing clothes for sports/band and stuff made it so hard lol. Not just like body image issues and literally just not wanting that, but also being known for being not straight and stuff made it so other kids would get literally mad at me for going near bathrooms before games for marching band (for example) in case someone was changing

[Artifying]

I think the biggest thing about the horny chef content is that it triggers a visceral fear I have that any number of bodily fluids will end up in my food if I don’t watch it being prepared. This is how you get hand foot and mouth disease guys.

[cheaptadpole]

the thirst trap cooking videos, to me, are the natural progression from tiktok/instagram chefs who slap and throw their food around to seem edgy and if anything it makes the food seem less appealing

also i wonder how these guys must be looking their friends and family members in the eyes and being like "no i don't do porn (something that's normal to do), i actually do something significantly weirder" but get your bank i suppose