Hyacinth Bucket's Best One-Liners | Keeping Up Appearances

Whether it's Richard's driving, impressing the vicar or showing off to her neighbors, Hyacinth Bucket always has a witty comeback.

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[nolsee]

One of my favourite lines from the entire series was when they missed the QE2, and the captain recommends they try to catch up to the ship. ''Now, listen to me my good man. Important as I am in social circles, I have not yet risen to the level where I can walk on water.'' Genius.

[rainydays]

I used to love this when I was younger. Now I’m older, I appreciate it even more.

[jackpowell]

People who try to pretend they’re superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are😂

So true Hyacinth🤣

[MelancoliaI]

One of the best characters ever written for television right here☝

[Lindow]

There's an episode when Rose has taken a tranquilizer and both Richard and Hyacinth try to steady her. As her legs keep giving in Hyacinth utters what is in my opinion the best line of the entire series: 'I know it's been a lifetime's dedication but I wish you'd try to break this habit of wanting to lie down everywhere.'

[frenchbeauties]

"Richard, I do believe that you are deliberately expanding"! Perfect Hyacinth! I do miss this show we do need this back in reruns.

[aquamarine]

"You can always tell a gentleman by the way he blows his horn" "Listen, horse! I'm not a person to be trifled with!" 😂😂😂😂

[Jess-vvnq]

I loved this show. I've been watching this since I was a teenager. Helped me through depression. So funny.

[jonnygti]

“Sometimes on sleepless nights, my heads swimming with the responsibilities of organising another candle light supper. And sometimes I he REALLY, buy that frisbe”

Comedy Gold 😂😂😂

[HelenaGLongbottom]

I am 24 and spent my early 20s bingeing this series! I absolutely love it and the old comedy is nothing on what we get today x

[blakemrolfsensanchez]

Hyacinth Bucket is Legendary. We will always remember her. 92 years old and 60 years old at the time of this show amazing

[MM-yizn]

A tremendous show. Can watch over & over. Hyacinth is magnificent. No one ever as hilarious. Bravo Patricia!

[gaylemamabutterfly]

My family and I just loved this show. Terrific cast and Patricia Routledge, what can I say, she was a perfect Hyacinth. Hilarious!

[katarinakrnjevic]

Keeping up appearances was definitely one of the best 90s shows.

[Shane-Flanagan]

Every line was Gold!!!
Top quality British comedy at it's best.

[emilyannfrancesmay]

A gem for all times. The entire cast is memorable. And as Rose says, that vicar is really "dishy"!

[lauramolony]

"How could you love an Onslow? He sings on coach trips!"

😆😆😆😆😆

[jamiereynolds]

'How inconsiderate of people to die at the weekend' 😭🤣💀

[whoeverwhoever]

The best British comedy that I miss seeing on PBS in the US!

[kel]

"Now listen, horse!" 😂 Bloody love Hyacinth.