Jordan Peterson in Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

[azazel]

Up yours Crash Bandicoot, we'll see who gets the crystals first.

[masamune]

This was always the weirdest part of this game when I was a kid. I understand it now.

[wileecoyotegenius]

"And the fuss is just beginning" is such a perfect Cortex line, holy shit.

[Bruh-vsqv]

I love how Crash is just like, “Holy shit it’s Jordan Peterson!”

[Dovah]

I love how Petersen is actually looking straight at Crash while he talks, and Crash's reaction is like, "Man, fuck this, I'm going back to the Turtle Woods."

[eternalreturnal]

ever noticed how when Crash dies he says "WOKE!"

[babbisp]

This is probably my favourite so far.
Someone should make one where in your first encounter with Andrew Ryan in BioShock 1, you see Jordan Peterson.

[ricardocantoral]

Crash: "Dude, I am just a anthropomorphic bandicoot looking for magic crystals."

[NomaranTheAlchemist]

Cortex seriously needs to up his security detail on his holograms....almost everyone is showing up on it...

[masamune]

This takes “Press X to Confirm, Press O to Cancel” to all new, unfortunate levels.

[ndfdm]

The best part for me is that this implies the entirety of the reason crash is against him is to up hold his twitter ban/ strike/ whatever.

[BawonSamndi]

Another proof Crash Bandicoot 2 had way better real life politics foreshadowing than Metal Gear Solid 2

[DolanDarker]

This is gold, all he needs is giant N on his forehead and his skin to be yellow

[JeanChannel]

The spinning jump at the end kills me like when we were kids and couldn't wait for the villain to shup up so we could play

[capucharoja]

Great! Now I want the whole game to be Jordan Peterson giving you rants over the speaker. Are you happy now Josh?

[cameronkeleher]

"Hey Jordan Peterson, your worst nightmare has arrived!”

"Up yours, woke Bandicoot..."

[actno]

What a combo! I love this one! Such a pressure on Crash 😂

[datatsushi]

Man back in the 90's when playing the game you had no idea stuff like this was gonna be possible in the future 😂🤣

[games_on_phone]

in a *petersonian* sense, the goal of speedrunning is to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')

[kewldudexx]

He left crashbandicoot literally speechless