Trapped On Wikipedia

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Lyrics:
OH SCHNO
I can’t watch things based on true events
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Eight hours readin about Fred Hampton
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)

Don’t set me freeeee,
I need to know all about The Great Stink
Ohhh, why would i ever go to sleep
When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep?

I can’t watch things that are fictional,
‘Cause I’ll get trapped on wookiepedia (oohhh)
6 hours learnin about Coleman Trebor,
Yeah, I’ve been trapped on wookieepedia (ohhh)

I don’t care if you disapprove
I’ll be an expert on Yarael Poof
Ohhh, What would I stop to eat dinner for
When I’m studying the Purge of Mandalore??

You might think that
readin all these facts
Have made me the smartest man on the planet
But in a couple days, I’ll forget anyway
And be back on wikipedia, damn it

I can’t walk around and look at things at all
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (ooohh)
10 hours later and I’m on Charles de Gaulle
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)

Just let me beeeeee,
I’m sightseeing in Tuscany
Ohhh, I’ll never (go to) sleep
‘Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee

I cannot function in the world today
Because I’m trapped on wikipedia

[schmoyoho]

"List of Sexually Active Popes" will haunt our dreams for all time

[MadMovieMakers]

The archives might be incomplete but they're still worth looking at

[LeviathanJPTV]

​i'd like to hear more about the great stink

[SwitchAndLever]

I can't watch this video based on Wikipedia, 'cause I'll get trapped on Wikipedia. (a true story)

[AsphaItRogue]

Just when I thought u couldn't get more talented, you're telling me u can tell manatee from a dugong now!?

[bookerpdx]

THIS MAN ALSO LOOKS AT THE LIST OF HELICOPTER PRISON ESCAPES

[MarkReviews]

One of the most relatable songs you've ever released!

[memokingmh]

-Wait was it all Wikipedia advertisement?

-Always has been ’Reloads Gun’

[ComicalRealm]

Neighbors: Turn that down!
Me: Why?
Neighbors: *_We have a louder speaker_*

[annacatton]

Honestly all of those were fantastic wikipedia pages though

[TheObiareus]

Great, now i’m going to have to spend the rest of my day reading all the articles featured in this video.

[meganb]

2am on a Wednesday, I jolt awake.. and can't stop thinking about a historical figure I learned about in the third grade. I try to ignore my thoughts, but I can't resist the urge to get on Wikipedia. Why am I like this? I ask myself often. I may never know.

[Alias_Anybody]

TV Tropes may actually be the worst one.

[ytterbius]

I relate so hard. Somehow, last week I went on a journey from Pangaea to TVTropes to non-Euclidean geometry and I don't know how long I was lost...

[mlijah]

It was the history of Japan, then the philosophy of Japan, then the economy of Japan, and whatnot for me. I was trapped for hours

[_EricN]

You showing the clip of the fight between Palpatine and Darth Maul from The Clone Wars makes me want to watch that episode again.

[TheBeatboxHitmanTwo]

I'm glad to see you folks around still ☺

[thelordandsaviorgigachadrr]

this is so relatable. I know the basic plotline of half the JoJo parts, and I'm not even a fan. And now I'm currently trapped reading about ancient indian texts, when I'm not even that religious. It also brought to my attention a Journey to the West fanfiction from 1640. I got the book from the library, and it's trippy as heck. Monkey is revealed to have a crush on one of his former enemies, the Princess Iron Fan (this concept was present in prototypes in Journey to the West, but not so...innocent), and he basically is angry at himself for it. He also gets trapped in a dream by a fish (minnow or sardine) demon.

Edit: some advice. When learning about things on the culture and religion of India, be careful, as many pages are the exact pages your teachers warned you about. Inaccurate.

[INNERLMNT]

As a Wikipedia and FANDOM editor, this makes me feel validated

[mrsniffles]

1:38 I lived near Anti-Urination devices in Norwich for most of my life and I had no idea.