This Journalist Made a Big Mistake

[friendlyjordies]

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[pablojescobar]

"Whenever someone's found guilty of defamation, I want you to instantly translate that into your head of: they were found guilty of angering someone with enough money to hire a barrister to speak in Latin so no one can understand how pathetic their clients grievances actually are" - FJ. Wow now that is one hell of a burn. Gee he is so sharp.

[Invokra]

I cant believe I never realised the irony and insecurities of them making fun of Jordies looks and the fact he's a ex model, my sides are in orbit.

[gdayimnate]

The happiest I get in life - seeing the words “journalist’ and “mistake” in a 24 minute Jordies video 🎉

[karlmay]

I've had articles rejected by Pedestrian for being too serious for their audience. One of them was about horses in politics.

[anonenormous]

Damn boy. 'Your thoughts are fashion' is a terrifyingly accurate indictment on the way this vapid pleb interacts with the world around him.

[NextStopAntarctica]

“Hide your chin under a bush of pubes” may be the greatest quote I hear today

[yellowpete]

When i worked at ch9, alot of the junior producers whether it be digital or broadcast, were all north shore orivate school kids. The majority being nepotism hires.

[robertalker]

Odd that a man so pathetically pedestrian in his thinking is actually the Deputy Editor at PedestrianTV.

[chessmasterm]

Keep holding them journalists and politicians accountable the world needs more people to do so

[nickfletcher]

I left a tweet on Jim Malo's comments about FJ and he came back at me with "What is your job". I responded by directing him to my Twitter bio and blog, and only hours later he nuked his entire Twitter account, every comment gone. I'll begrudgingly concede it was probably due to his FJ stuff, but it's still fun to have been a part of it.

[PeeWeeDiddlyDee]

"your thoughts are fashion."

Jordan, that is so far the best fucking way to articulate many modern twitter users.

I'm not kidding that shit is very profound.

[xangee]

Jordies - 628K subscribers
Entire Pedestrian media empire - 617K subscribers

[johnmyszka]

Warning - someone who tries to look hard and cool is nearly always not hard and cool. Looking at you Jim

[tmuchcffee]

"If I accidentally stepped on a worm, I'd feel sorry for the worm. If I accidentally stepped on you, I'd feel sorry for my shoes."
I laughed for an unreasonably long period of time over that one. 😆

[morbidcurios]

Jim Marlo: *Goes on Twitter and writes the equivalent of throwing a scrunched up piece of paper at Jordies

Jordan Shanks *Goes on Youtube, (sighs, cracks knuckles, chuckels sofly), proceeds to pull the cooling rods out of Chernobyl nuclear reactor.

[PIXELPORTABLE]

"He dosen't even know red means stop"
*stares in Orc* "BUT RED MEANS FASTER!!"

[blonde]

I studied journalism at QUT (Queensland University of Technology) with this guy. He had no friends and my mates genuinely thought he might have been on the spectrum. Good to see him live up to his 'potential'.

[xdonnix]

His headshot transformation from Domain to Pedestrian is remarkable.
Property spruiker to Inner city soyboy.

[FlamingLily]

"Get your vomit bag ready"

Advice that is truly sincere and deserves listening to.