When a band only gives you 30 seconds to audition

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[Cado]

“Dude, we’re trying to find a piano player for my grandmothers funeral”

[Briguy]

"I'm sorry sir, we weren't looking for a lead guitarist, but someone to just play chords, you're overqualified."

[JonMoody]

The jealous band leader: “good enough for a back up.”

[slimjimsanji]

Lead Guitarist - Sorry, my band is looking for someone who has less talent than me.

[charliejones]

“We only wanted you to play power chords”

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"How hard do you want to flex?"

Ichika Nito: "Yes"

[apaollo]

“You’re hired, the Ronald McDonald suit is in the supply room.”

[andrewnovak]

My guitar is staring at me like: “You never touch me like that”

Edit: woah thanks for the likes 2 years later lol

[predictorbibulous]

Former lead guitar: "does this mean i'm rhythm now?"

[singoutloud]

"Sorry, we can't accept someone without a head, Next."

[GinoongVince]

Now it only needs a tragic backstory and you'll win America's Got talent

[quantumphaser]

Never had one lesson, just read the owners manual that came with the guitar.

[slayjwood]

If you were auditioning for my band like that, I'd tell you "you ain't looking for a band man, you looking for an audience.. ”.

[Gigi-san-fresh.vibess]

He moves so smoothly, his playing is immaculate

[dewdiepopatm]

Band to guitarist: "sorry for wasting your time "

[thesadweez]

I'm proud. After a week of intensely replaying and practicing this, I'm finally able to play the very first 3 seconds. That's it. I'm done.

[yfrums]

"And next up, we have Little Timmy playing Hot Cross Buns on the recorder!"

[PearsAreOkay]

"No, no, dude-- we already HAVE a vocalist, just play a scale or something"

[micahstewart]

Sorry, we’re only looking for 1 guitarist.

[ski]

Me: *looks at my guitar*
Guitar: "don't even try."