Why Isn't It Possible

Let's see Paul Allen's vow.

[DespicablepunK]

"I can't believe the gods prefer Thor's business card over mine."

[McSuperfly]

Look at that subtle off-white coloring; the tasteful compositing of it… Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

[_TheWerewolf]

Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s vow

[itchie]

“HEY THOR”
*proceeds to slice Thor with his sword*

[soulvey]

The year is 2042. Memes have become so advanced, they’re now feature length and people gather to experience them together.

[storyscholar]

See, this is what we don't see often. You didn't just make a meme, you actually made a great little scene at the same time 👏

[Thedarkknight]

“Why are you visiting eternity”
“I have to return some video tapes”

[cicabeot]

That sentence mixing was smooth as butter my god

[abdullahismail]

When this 17 sec video is much better than the whole movie

[Merlinthehappypig]

I just love the idea of a god-like super villian getting offended when someone tells him his goals of godly domination isn't possible.

[Calendator]

"Gorr, it's you! You are the God Butcher?!"

[violinovertones]

It's not just about the pleasure of killing Gods and the importance of taking vows but it's also a personal statement about their sentiments itself. HEY THOR!

[erenyeager]

Not the Hero that we deserve, but the Possible that we needed

[ChupacabraJ]

I live on the planet indigarr. My name is Gorr. I'm 2700 years old.

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an godbloodpack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a ten thousand now.
After I remove the bloodpack, I use a allblack cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a necro-activated god cleanser.

I always use an aftergod lotion with little or no gods
because gods dry your planet out and make you look weak.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-god eye balm, followed by a final god protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Gorr the God Butcher some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[mkian]

For those people who left the theaters after the post credit scene thinking those were the last clips of the movie, you now know what you missed.

[CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

"You can always be whiter, look more chalky"- Christian Pale

[jugram]

"I like to dissect gods, did you know im utterly insane?"

[memuire]

Great editing your content keeps getting better

[Lonewanderer]

Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s axe.

[Lil.Grandpa]

Across multiple multiverses and dimensions, the one constant thing is that he still can't get a reservation at Dorsia.