IMPOSSIBLE GEOMETRY | Beat Saber Rap feat. Chi-chi!

YOU CAN PLAY THIS SONG!
Get the beat map, created by the fantastic Joetastic, over on BeastSaber:

Beat Saber is a VR rhythm game by Beat Games that has you slice and dice your way through blocks to the beat of the music. Is it a game? Is it a workout? It's both and it's spectacular.

I've had this one in the tank for a while! I write this one last year and now, as I prepare to head abroad for a long overdue holiday and also as I work on a much bigger project, I thought this was the perfect time to dust this one off, finish it up and get it to you guys.

A huge thank you to Chichi for jumping on this track! I've had the hook to this song in my head since I wrote it a year ago and she did a stunning job making it a reality!

And a second massive thank you to Joetastic for putting this beatmap together. It's a blast to play. (Trust me, I had to play over 60 runs before I got a take I was happy with and could use!)
He's got an insane catalogue of maps, if you have the game you owe it to yourself to check him out!
You can find his work here:

You can also support my work over on Patreon, if you'd like!

#BeatSaber #VR #Oculus #Vive
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Lyrics, Vocals and Video by The Stupendium
Guest vocals by Chi-chi:

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The Stupendium is a musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join them on their journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! They have some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing themself in the third person.

[TheStupendium]

LYRICS:
I feel the music moving through every part of me
I see the beauty blooming out of every passing beat
I’m flying straight towards the light and there's no stopping me
I life my life inside impossible geometry

There's a place I go where the bassline flows
Space time slows and daylight throws
It's shade on haze and radiant tones
I take my place and aim my blows
My sabers glow as they compose
In graceful trails of shapes and notes
These blades in place of slaying foes
They play amazing laser shows

On a rift or a Vive
I just live for the slice
Pick a riff and I glide
Killing bricks either side
As I drift through a vibrant tide
Like a pick through a diamond my
Score's climbing high
With every strike
Feel the energy rise
The way ahead of me’s bright
An incredible ride
If music’s the food of love
Then I'm serving it heavily diced

Wanna take me? Haven't got the skill
Only I make beats hundred dollar bills
My high scores coming on a mill'
Don't take sleep, running on the thrill
Like a prophecy fulfilled
I'm a prodigy revealed
I'm the top of any field
When I'm chopping as I wield
Now I'm notching up the kills
Every block is gonna build
A cacophony I’ve filled
Up with audible brilliance

Red left. Blue right.
Down. Up. Down.
Diagonal. Mines.
Step left. Move right.
Down to the ground
And now swap sides
Take Tetris and DDR
With a little bit of rock band's lead guitar
From the outside it might seem bizarre
But you might just never wanna leave VR
Never in all of history before
Has cardio been such bliss to perform
But beware of the risks as you twist and deform
Or you might just put your fist through a wall
The earth is a stave
And you're surfing the waves
As the sound of your blades
Lay waste to the shapes
Stay braced for the pace
Get a taste for the race
There's grace to embrace
When space is your playlist

I feel the music moving through every part of me
I see the beauty blooming out of every passing beat
I’m flying straight towards the light and there's no stopping me
I life my life inside impossible geometry
I found a place where my playlists play a rhapsody
Where my heartbeat and the bass can weave a tapestry
I’m flying straight towards the light and there's no stopping me
I life my life inside impossible geometry

So sure, you can handle a Rubik’s Cube
But can you still as you whiz right through?
With a little pair of sticks and an intense groove?
‘Cus I feel I’m at the risk of being misconstrued
Ain’t no dojo, it’s not fruit.
No golden bricks to loot
Lego store might disapprove
If they found their bricks this misused

I haven't had fresh air in weeks
This underwear must reek
As of yet undefeated
My conquest of the beat is
All that matters to me- it's
The new theme of my thesis
Slice a track into pieces
Then move on to the remix

Got no time to eat
So my mum's feeding me
With a tarp on the carpet
To catch the debris
No the oceans and trees
Couldn't hope to compete
With explosions of glee
That these notes can release

Now I’m finally free
In divine melody
No reprise or reprieve
Could entice me to leave
I’m entwined with the stream
Of divine energy
Where my life is the sequence
Outside is the dream

Like a deer in headlights
I’m trapped here in the flare of the red lights
Blue lights. Red lights. Blue Lights. Red lights.
Think this doodad’s fused to my head like
Really glued on fast so I guess I
Should be using a medical helpline
But the truth is it suits me just fine
Gonna do a few more tunes before bedtime

I feel the music moving through every part of me
I see the beauty blooming out of every passing beat
I’m flying straight towards the light and there's no stopping me
I life my life inside impossible geometry
I found a place where my playlists play a rhapsody
Where my heartbeat and the bass can weave a tapestry
I’m flying straight towards the light and there's no stopping me
I life my life inside impossible geometry

[TheAdvertisement]

You have to respect the Stupendium for not just putting animation in the video, but actually making this song in Beat Saber.

[dylancyte]

Favorite line: "Where my heartbeat and the bass can weave a tapestry"
The Stupendium is always consistent in the fact that he can just keep putting out bangers!

[ChichiAi]

THIS CAME OUT SO AWESOME~!!! Thank you for having me on this track dude!! :D

[iamtigra]

As nice as the rap is....HOLY HELL THAT CHORUS.

That chorus is actually soul-snaring with how well it grabs you.

[Kezren]

You're the first YouTube rapper that makes songs about games I've never played or never had an interest in and yet they're still enjoyable to listen to

[HarryUK]

My ears got a workout just listening to this. Great stuff as always!

[angibrat]

By the Gods. You have gotten so.much. faster. I have no hope. My mouth will not keep up. The summer of Stupendium is upon us 🧡

[icypika]

Most people: You can't make a song about a rythem game with no characters.

Stupendium: Observe

Amazing work man!

[snowfallfox_]

Your rapping combined with Chi-Chi's singing is just... *applause*
I never thought someone could make a song out of _Beat Saber, _ mainly because it doesn't have a storyline.
But oh, was I wrong. Amazing job!

[crimson]

"Never in all of history before has cardio been such bliss to perform"
no truer words have been spoken

[hunter_does_art]

So how fast can you rap?

Stupendium: *I am speed*

[leophyte]

AN ACTUALLY GOOD BEAT SABER RAP. This is.. this is not just incredible, this is.. I mean without trying to overuse the meme, this is legit breathtaking xD

[hydro_flask]

Normal video from someone else
Me: clicks normally
This video
Me: clicks like the speed of light

[Bolshoi]

"These blades, in place of slayin' foes, they play amazin' laser shows"

Holy pie crust, your lyricism is masterful! How are you this good? What devil did you beat in a rap battle?

[GameOn]

This
Is
Beautiful.

Once again, you guys proved to be un-beat-able when it comes to songs

[spritenado]

I've never heard of Beat Saber. But I have heard of The Stupendium and I know every song he makes is a masterpiece

So here I am

[shadowofsocialawkwardness]

Honestly, port all of Stupendium's songs to Beat Saber and I'll be happy to tape the Vive to my face and live out the rest of my life in VR generating power for our machine overlords.

[minerharry]

I just realized how fitting “every passing beat” is, since the beats literally pass by and through you

[lightsideofsin]

I usually don't even like rap but video game rappers on YouTube captured me for some time now and Stupendium is by far the best. Lyrics are so witty and so deep you can swim in them, rhythm and flow are fantastic and the video quality is always on point and matches the game every time. Lyrics are definitely his strongest talent though.