#pharmacy #pharmacist #comedy #character #asmr #parody #comedy #skit #funny #sketchcomedy #satire

[kaymaur]

Literally every time I go to Walgreens to get my antidepressant....JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN HAPPY PILLS KIMMBERLEIGH!!!

[solitarelee]

"But I got a text message it was ready" (blank stare) really IS the walgreens experience

[zoevoci]

I'm so glad I've mostly had positive interactions with pharmacy techs

[pastelpirate]

This is so real, why are they always so passive agressive

[eldritchhorrorwithwifi]

Fr, why do they act like you're an addict trying to score or something

[caidalee]

My poor mom was on a controlled substance for chronic pain that kept her in bed for days on end if she didn’t take the meds. They chose to decline her prescription because “nice try, junkie”. Literally, they had no reasoning or backing, they just didn’t believe that she was taking it for the right reason. Like, so the doctor’s prescription that came electronically from his office was just for laughs? I don’t understand why it’s up to the moral judgement of someone whether or not you get to live your life or not.

[christademarco]

CVS: you have to sign up online for a flu shot.
Me: ok, done.
CVS: cool. We're now going to send ten billion reminders of your appointment.
Me: excessive, but, ok.
Me: (shows up on time for appointment at pharmacy) I'm here for my flu shot
Pharmacist: I'm, we're out of shots
Me: but, I got a text saying I'm all set.
Pharmacist: but, that's corporate and not us, byeeee
Me: (calls corporate to figure out what happened)
Corporate: we're not responsible for our stores whether they have shots in stock.
Me: but, I made an appointment. You guys sent me alerts it was available. Did they just give it someone else who walked in? What's the point of making an appointment?
Corporate: 🤷‍♂️

[ObjectorSnark]

i love the aggressively lo-fi handmade aesthetic of the caroline cineamatic universe

[megand]

This is the nicest pharmacy experience ive ever had

[evma-ugvx]

you know it’s good acting when you’re PISSED

[debfamilia]

I really enjoy how cobbled together your sets are. I hope they never get slick/sleek. They are so simple yet surprisingly sophisticated, like the use of the picture frames.
My favorite skit so far is the pediatrician caring for the 17 year old. Gah! I should'a seen it coming but didn't and I burst laughed

[aris]

I felt that insurance line real real deeply in my soul, so much so my damn eye twitched.

[moxie]

She needs to be even more condescending oh and make sure to say all the private things as LOUD AS POSSIBLE! 😂

[dianadoraen]

This pharmacist is on something as well 😂

[Username]

My pharmacy experiences are just always overly tired people. I'm glad they don't act like this. 😅

[angstydoodles]

I used to work in a pharmacy, and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Some of my fellow techs were like this, but most of the pharmacists actually really cared.

[Wisegirly]

Small town pharmacists are even worse😂
This was triggering 😂😂😂

[emmaschroeder]

can handle smith but can't handle the name of a month

[ash_m_]

"I went to pharmacy school, I think I can handle 'Smith'", but can't handle converting "April" to "04" 😂

[stvntylerpjays]

Pharmacists always look at you like if they’re looking for more information