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Cursed Moments! #vaazkl

[scydreigonzeta]

"God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why" is such a raw line

[aasthade]

Somebody give that man his dream cheeseburger!!!

[FishLipss.]

Man, i felt the last one.
Let’s all have minute of silence for the man who didn’t get to eat his Cheese Burger😔

[lindyloohoo]

“My girlfriend turned into the moon” “thats rough buddy”

[crankyreed]

The saddest dreams are not the dreams where tragedies happen.
They are the dreams with the best of things and the happiest of times, which all fades away at the sound of your alarm clock.

[NerdC]

For the last one, if you just lay there with eyes closed and dont move, you can get some final extra moments of your dream.

[aliceamelia]

God Lord!! The dream thing is sooo true. You have no idea how many times I was devastated over an unfinished dream that I can't even remember 😭

[OutlawedSHHH]

“God wanted me dead, and now you get to know why.”

Why do I find that so funny but also super mysterious like that could go in sooo many directions….

[aleisterlavey]

The moonlanding is real because Kubrik did the filming and he's a perfectionist.

[Yatterman_]

LMAO THE FIRST ONE IS SUCH GOOD ADVICE. I just need advice for how to deal with my friend who keeps telling us fake news events.

[cadenz]

“You didn’t let me die, that’s your crime.” Nico Robin.

[smon_wh_isnormal]

“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why” bro entered his villain arc

(It is a really badass line tho)

[MCFawful]

I actually fell off a cliff in my dream a few years ago and there's a good chance I died in my dream.
How am I still here.

[kepo]

They say the cheeseburger still exists deep within his mind waiting to be eaten.

[darkacadpresenceinblood]

one time i literally woke myself up ON PURPOSE thinking i'd "find out the ending another time" because i was getting bored. actually woke up and realized i'll never go back to that dream ever again :(

[Maraschino__.]

Man I love these. Best way to cheer up your day.

[E_N_D_E_R]

When you get that dream that leaves you feeling hollow inside for the rest of the week

[PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl]

I vividly recall my dream of Santa Claus falling out of the sky some distance away from me, his helpless wail of "ho ho ho" echoing across the icy tundra.

[dylanmcc]

Bro the last one caught me off guard 🤣😂

[nayelimawhar]

The life saving one is literally the plot to jjk…