Dwight's Perfect Crime - The Office US

"WHAT IS MY PERFECT CRIME?...."

Season 5, Episode 9 'Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff.'

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[DonatelloD]

Dwight’s son: Assistant to the Chief of Police.

[briarmason]

I love how Dwight mentioning he has a son who's the chief of police has literally no significance with the story whatsoever! 😂

[anikele]

„Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that?, And if they would, I do not do that thing.“

[karivardhanthinkubura]

I have a feeling this was Creed’s backstory.

[garrettconwell]

“This is where it gets interesting” gets me everytime😂

[vincentalexander]

I want to find some excuse in everyday life to recite this to a group of people just to show how well I’ve memorized it.

[KL-vwwe]

"I stole. I robbed. And I kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom. And I never got caught neither."

[jackoxendine]

Quoted this perfectly as the topic came up in a regular conversation with a group of my friends and none of them had seen The Office. They rolled over laughing. I came here to give credit where it was due and now there are four new people who love The Office.






Because that's what heroes do.

[imperialtrooper]

The conviction in his eyes as he's telling his story makes this moment so much more hilarious

[linusrattips]

If I can’t scuba what’s this all been about?

[psgman]

I'm glad to see the whole cast of The Office is in the comment section

[subscriberswithoutanyvid-mdlx]

"She's Tiffany"


*DED*

[GokceYalcin]

She has been waiting for me all these years. She has never taken another lover.




*I don't care. I don't show up*

[dwightschrute]

This plan actually worked... very pleasing.

[cartienthusiast]

Tiffany: (meets Dwight)
Dwight: I’m about to end this woman’s whole career

[atrexwithglasses]

Whenever I tell my dad I had a bad day, he sends me clips from The Office to make me feel better. This was today’s clip. Thanks Dad :)

[willowtree]

"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say "No." We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. 30 years later, I get a postcard, I have a son and he's the chief of police.

This is where the story gets interesting.

I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the Chandelier." -Dwight K. Shrute

[metin]

Is it just me or would this be an awesome movie

[FIDEL_CASHFLOW_]

I love how in the story, somehow a 30 year old has become the chief of police as well as the fact that he's just been hiding the chandelier this whole time instead of selling it

[sadcastudio]

I will tell you my perfect crime:
You, me, bar, beers, buzzed.
Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell, Hofstra. Slaughter.

Then, quick nap at my place and we hit the tizzown.