[1502] All Show, No Go… Vintage Kryptonite V-Twin Lock

[willkelly]

This actually seems like a lock that lived up to its manufacturer's promise. Not a great security product, but not false advertising either.

[Tuck-Shop]

All shackle, no security pins.

Masterlock design department.

[obviousness]

As a Texan who owns several hats and no cattle, I approve of this message.

[kenbrown]

I am reminded of a story. I once asked a police officer after seeing one of the local cars in action, "Is it still an illegal display of acceleration if there isn't any actual acceleration?"
he said, "I know exactly which car you're talking about."

[nathanbinns]

The hot rod flames make the picking look faster.

[raphahardt]

The attention to cover the entire lock with the hand to not leak any reflection of his face, love it hahahaha

[felipe-nt]

When the lock is advertised by the manufacturer as a secondary deterrent in a market where low quality products are advertised as pickproof, you just know it's that bad.

[exaltedb]

At least Kryptonite is humble enough to tell you not to use this lock as primary protection

[User_Un_Friendly]

Greg House: Flames make everything faster. That's why my cane has flames.
LPL: Including picking locks, apparently. 🤣

[Sequencer]

"All hat, no cattle" actually got me, lmao

[brianogram]

One of my favorites is "all mouth and no trousers". Picked it up when I was visiting England decades ago.

[jacobstory]

As a Texan, I've never heard the expression "all hat, no cattle" before, but you bet I'm using it now!

[michaelbeemer]

It's always fun when it takes more time for LPL to describe where you can get his tools than it does to rake open a lock.

[Orrinn]

Really amazing how much effort he puts into these. I can’t even count how many times LPL refrences the website of a specific product or the fine print like in this video. He does actual research for these 2 minute videos for us. Most, if not all, other content creators wouldn’t even think about something like reading the fine print. But LPL does it all, truly a god amongst content creators 🙏

[raxenladevaldak]

I love how he doesn't even pick up the lock to pick it until almost a minute and a half into a two and a half minute video, and then still picks it twice.

[Blazinter]

I just appreciate that they bothered to be honest about its quality security-wise
A first timer ever there

[hypethekomodo]

The fiery emblem is killing me. It looks like a toy you'd get from a claw machine.

"Secondary" protection is awfully generous.

[brendantaylor]

LPL being very careful to hide his reflection in the flat chrome backing of this lock by covering before he flipped it....don't think I didn't notice ☝😅

[Pooneil]

An appropriate level of defence for the five year old crowd the look of the lock was designed for.

[ejennings]

When the wave rake comes out you know its going to be quick and not a fluke. Love it!