Touhou Characters if They Had Youtube Channels

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[YoumuHoover]

Tewi having a prank channel. She'll be saying it's just a prank bro to Reisen.

[Glatier]

I could see Patchouli doing multi-hour analyses on everything she reads

[generalowen]

Patchouli: lore vids
Cirno: pretending to be indian teaching math for easy views
Aya: drama news
Flandre: toys durability tests
Tewi: prank vids
Suika: drinks tier lists

[somefries]

Keine would make an educational history channel for your homework, thanks keine, but she would also upload weird videos of her roaming in the darkness.
Kaguya has a channel called angry videogame princess where she plays shitty games.
Kasen would have an animal channel where she showcases the shenanigans that her pets do.
Marisa doesn't even have originality, she just straight up copy them from patchy and somehow gets more recognition.
Sanae would make tierlist videos, don't know why, she just makes them.
Mystia has 2 channels in which one she makes covers and the other one's for cooking, her fans don't like her covers because she sounds horrible so they prefer her cooking videos.
Remilia records her computer screen with her phone as she plays roblox, meanwhile Flandre is a famous trickstabbing spy main who spits stuff like swipez isn't even that good.
Kogasa has an educational channel where she teaches the basics of taking care of children and a second one where she forges and makes badass stuff.
Satori's channel has an interesting gimmick, if you look up something weird, an unrelated video of her pops up instead, maybe she knows what you were searching and decided that it would be better to watch her videos, while Koishi's is pure weird shitpost, she somehow makes interesting stuff with her channel.

[goodandfren]

0:38 "Reimu ft Eiki talk about the Yokai Question"

[imperium]

Reimu as a commentary youtuber fits so well, specially considering how hypocritical she is

[swampcooler]

Koishi would just stare into the camera for 5 hours and I'm slapping a fuqen sub down immediately

[emilianojaramillorodriguez]

Just imagine Youmu in the background of Yuyuko's videos looking very concerned

[JoethePilotmemer]

I can imagine Mokou and Kaguya making diss tracks to each other

[FloweringYuuka]

Flandre would be perfect for a toy review channel, i mean just imagine her trying out different toys remilia bought for her.

[XfromDarkHorse]

Parsee would make videos about ranting on other YouTuber's success.

[foppypoof]

Sanae would have a bikini yoga channel to “promote exercise”

[BM-_KATYUSHA]

Reimu is one of those channels but instead of random parkour games in the background she is actually there reacting to it live as it happens and absolutely disrespecting everyone there without any fear

[AyuAngelofWinter]

If this happens with...
Yuyuko:"Are you challenging me? I eat more food than you." -Nicokado Avokado

Kanako:Suwako -"So you're going to leave our sanctuary because of ASMR, I don't think that works for you, you can be a little aggressive sometimes."
Kanako:"And who said this is my problem?, Shut up, dead frog."
Suwako:*sad frogi noises*

Seiga: "Yes, I will make my Yoshika from a jiang shi with amnesia to a beautiful Barbie doll."

Joon:"Dame tu cosita?Only poors like this song hahahahahahaha!"

Reimu:"Let's see the next commentary:'Hey Reimu, you are beauty girl, can i make some SUS things with you?' "What is SUS?"

Nitori:making a ship that transports many youkai... so that it explodes inside and gives Reimu a lot of P

Junko:Shes not playing fortinite for Win, is for the bnuy because shes in there too

Sumireko:"Today i will teach you How to burn a mansion"

Renko & Maribel:if the Monsters appears lets die togheter

[Slayer-]

Here I was thinking Clownpiece would be doing the gaming

[Mr.Voiddweller]

the nitori one was kinda funny "mom i'm gonna try a life hack" "oh little timmy you realize that will not wor- holy shit it's mecha godzilla in our back yard!"

[guncatto]

Yuuma would make a mukbang and mid way through it. she picks up the camera and all the food, then commits a crime while mukbanging before her channel gets demonetized

[miyuki-sama]

Reisen: a chanel about guns

youmu: talking about different kinds of sords

Alice: she can do tutorials about any kind of hand working like origami

byakurien: religion

Kaguya: Gameplays and Drawings

Erin: medicine education.

Kasen: she can do a chanel of trying differents types of candies

Hong Meiling: self defencese or martial arts

Sakuya izayoi: how to be Elegant

(well I don´t have more Ideas)

[kestarkes]

i can imagine kaguya would be Dream cuz of her massive amount of time she didnt go outside

[MedsieLovr]

Mukbang is full of hot asian woman doe 'cado is just built different. Yuyuko fits.