Realizing you’re short

Audio: Spongebob (S1 EP18b)

My Socials:

[Hitsujisheepy]

As the shortest in my friend group, I have always denied the chihuahua nicknames and allegations. But I cannot run from them forever

[SleppyLeBo]

Alex is six feet tall?? Gal darn, what are they feeding these animated chicks-

[REDundantcrimson]

It’s always a relief when there’s someone shorter than you in the friend group

[BakuSimp_HinoAkuma]

Interesting. I always thought Emma was shorter Lol

[jovindsouza]

FELLOW SHORT KINGS, QUEENS AND OTHERWISE-IDENTIFYING ROYALS RISE UP WE WILL TAKE SLANDER NO LONGER!

The fact that they be using a magnifying glass 😂🤣

[Kalpixel]

❌️ "I am small"
✅️ "I am smol"

[aritrasarkar]

As a fellow 5' 5'', I feel you brother...

[dwaynejackson]

I had this realization at one point. I just started kicking ankles and getting people on my level.

[frostlord]

So he's the shortest of them all, he's constantly getting bullied by the others, and he can't get a girlfriend? No wonder he's so grumpy all the time.

Also, Jacob and I are the same height.

[steealconwyrick]

Emma being an inch taller upgrades her from being the size of a bug (like Matt) to being the size of a squirrel.

[katelynzhao]

Im so small that people even YOUNGER THAN ME ARE TALLER THAN ME

[XliverXD]

He’s is tiny.
Someone get him a tiny popsicle a cuppa coffee One comfy bed, a really thick blanket the AC blasting absolutely destroy his alarm clock and let him sleep

[saturnmiffy]

matt’s height is the result of all that pent up angst condensed into a singular man child

[lemmetalkaboutthis]

Literally was just listening to the "you're short" burn in Perception Check when this popped up lmao

[kwesi.]

Matt being 5'5 while the artist is 6'5 is hilarious

[Rye-Bread]

I’m 4’11” 😭
I felt that on a personal level

[JosephJoestar-rmxo]

Please keep making these and never change

[enternamehere]

I'm the smallets person in multiple different friend groups but i always manage to avoid being made fun of for it because i always end up acting either as the parent or the therapist of the entire group
So they either dont make fun of me because of respect or because of the fear of me revealing all the embarrasing secrets they've told me

[anidiot]

i’m counting this as a win for tall queens