MAWAAN - Never Been Skiing (Official Video)

#NeverBeenSkiing #SkiingDanceChallenge

- LYRICS -
“Never been skiing, cos it aint a holiday if you gotta do exercise, you get me?"

VERSE 1:
I heard it’s really expensive
I heard you break your back
I heard it’s really cold
I heard your lips gets chapped

I heard you slip and look like a dickhead
I aint no dickhead
I heard you have to sleep in a shallet
What’s a shallet? Ain’t that a onion?

CHORUS:
Never been skiing
Never been skiing
Never been skiing
Never been skiing

VERSE 2:
I heard you wear layers
I heard you get sweaty
I heard you wear funny trousers
That give you wedgees

You might be saying YOLO
But I’ll be saying no bro
I’ll live slow, I’ll die old
Cos I don’t wanna break...

My neck, my back, my crack
Why would I risk my life like that?
I got a mate, his name is Matt
Went off piste and broke his back

All the kings horses, all the kings men
Couldn't put Matt together again
Packed his bags, came right back, what a twat
He didn’t even have insurance

(CHORUS 2)

BRIDGE:
I rather stay at home cotching, watching Blue Planet
I rather spend my money on a nice drug habit
Why you spending so much just to fall on your knees?
When you can sit on your banister and slide down for free

Frostbites - why would I do that?
Blue lips - why would I do that?
Ice brows - why would I do that?
Snow in my beard - I don't wanna do that

All my rich white friends are like
"Didn't you go as a kid?"
And I'm like "No, skiing is a homogeneous experience with no socio-economic diversity"

OUTRO:
Why have I never been skiing?
Cos people like me don't go skiing
What's the point?
Just be stranded up a mountain, surrounded by white
And I ain't talking about the snow

Never been skiing but I'm still looking frosty!

My neck, my back, I ain't falling on my crack
Started from the bottom and I'm staying like that

I'd still rock these goggles to a rave
Even though... I ain't... never been skiing

Okay fine, I went once and I fucking loved it!

[Mawaan]

- LYRICS -
“Never been skiing, cos it aint a holiday if you gotta do exercise, you get me?"

VERSE 1:
I heard it’s really expensive
I heard you break your back
I heard it’s really cold
I heard your lips gets chapped

I heard you slip and look like a dickhead
I aint no dickhead
I heard you have to sleep in a shallet
What’s a shallet? Ain’t that a onion?

CHORUS:
Never been skiing
Never been skiing
Never been skiing
Never been skiing

VERSE 2:
I heard you wear layers
I heard you get sweaty
I heard you wear funny trousers
That give you wedgees

You might be saying YOLO
But I’ll be saying no bro
I’ll live slow, I’ll die old
Cos I don’t wanna break...

My neck, my back, my crack
Why would I risk my life like that?
I got a mate, his name is Matt
Went off piste and broke his back

All the kings horses, all the kings men
Couldn't put Matt together again
Packed his bags, came right back, what a twat
He didn’t even have insurance

(CHORUS 2)

BRIDGE:
I rather stay at home cotching, watching Blue Planet
I rather spend my money on a nice drug habit
Why you spending so much just to fall on your knees?
When you can sit on your banister and slide down for free

Frostbites - why would I do that?
Blue lips - why would I do that?
Ice brows - why would I do that?
Snow in my beard - I don't wanna do that

All my rich white friends are like
"Didn't you go as a kid?"
And I'm like "No, skiing is a homogeneous experience with no socio-economic diversity"

OUTRO:
Why have I never been skiing?
Cos people like me don't go skiing
What's the point?
Just be stranded up a mountain, surrounded by white
And I ain't talking about the snow

Never been skiing but I'm still looking frosty!

My neck, my back, I ain't falling on my crack
Started from the bottom and I'm staying like that

I'd still rock these goggles to a rave
Even though... I ain't... never been skiing

Okay fine, I went once and I fucking loved it!

[altargull]

Didn't think the last 2 seconds of a video could add so much value! 🤣

[rohaxfx]

This song has 94k views, and Mawaan has 94k subscribers, just sayin, that's a 100% hit rate.

[hwren]

Oh cool I've found my new anthem.

[nathanm]

This video explains why in my family we didn't break anything cause they were the only rich people in town not to ski.
Except for me who broke 1 finger and shattered my right elbow (it's fine now), but that's just because I'm special 😂😂

[ybtkrux]

So true ... Surrounded by all that white 😂