The ULTIMATE Alpha Male Tip #femboy #gay

#lgbtq #funnyshorts

[aliceinwonderand]

Thank you Alice I’m going to use this excellent tip to somehow oppress minorities, as is the typical alpha male modus operandi

[QueerAABattery]

i love that i instantly knew exactly where this was going

[TreeeQueen]

This was actually common practice in Ancient Rome! Like it was considered socially acceptable to say gex for the person on top as they were not submitting to the other person.

[secretlab]

She better have a division in her queer army called alpha squad

[geoduckgeoscience]

Not gonna lie I was totally expecting this to go more in a femboy direction than a muscle man direction! Hilarious tho

[MillipedeDeerEldergod]

What’s rather hilarious is that some of the most “alpha male” people in history, the Spartans, thought of gay relations and activities as among the ultimate manliness, because what’s more manly than big strong warrior men being with other big strong warrior men?

[JaxAttax]

Y’all think this is a joke, but she’s actually, historically speaking, correct. Especially in regards to Greek history.

[FrozEnbyWolf-bt]

Even though I knew what the punchline was going to be, I still laughed.

[TheDrLeviathan]

You heard her boys. Get crackin'

[drunkshinx]

I mostly just clicked for the thumbnail, which was just you pointing with the caption "having sex"

[Skaterboi-kd]

This is so true. Of course being a trans woman I have no stake in the game.

[TuftyTaltan]

Ah yes. The oat milk that makes you lose consciousness

[wlod]

most alpha shit you can do is kiss your homies goodnight

[bregnevakker]

I suppose it's comedy, but I think that's actually true: that's why greek men were potentially bi, but only it they were always on top. One of the most manly men was Heracles, and his male body count was very long.

[EternalDensity]

There's nothing more alpha male than saving the world from destruction so that's why I drink oat milk.

[KeepMovingword]

This one goes on the set list when you go on your open mic tour....

[Procrastopia-official]

Infallible and unfathomable wisdom right there 🔥

[brandonprendergast]

it's like a tier list of who tops who with the top top at the top

[gabrieloliveiro]

the swerve at the end was amazing hahaha

[MorosSilverwing]

Love the subversion in oat milk rather than soy too.