Katy perry after winning copyright lawsuit for her song 'Dark Horse' yesterday #katyperry

[KayM]

Her: “I won cuz I’m a Scorpio!”
Her lawyer: 🥲

[anntaipoxi]

Katy Perry says her thing:
The camera man:

[robertpaulson]

"On the first count of murder, how do you plead?"
"Scorpio, your honour"

[michealtheodoremouse]

In court :


Katy : I’m a Scorpio
The judge :😳🫣😨 * shivers in boots * this case is closed she wins

[chrisg]

The most non-threatening threat I've ever heard

[jadedfox]

"Officer I didn't mean to kill that family, it's cuz I'm an asparagus"

[alexcyhna]

Why is it that every single time I see a clip from a Katy Perry concert it looks like a fever dream?

[timothy]

All of y’all focusing on her zodiac


While I’m wondering how fun it would be to be on that rocking horse

[engenegenie]

I love how she’s hanging on for dear life on that rocking horse 😭😭

[pineapplejuice]

Katy perry: “I won because I’m a Scorpio b*tch”

Her lawyer: “ do I mean nothing to you?”

[esg_zom]

“Your honor, this is an open and shut case if you ask me. The defendant is actually a scorpio.”

The judge and jury: 😳😰

[theboIter]

“I didn’t mean to kidnap her, I’m just a carrots”

[flufygogogo]

That guy who said after what she said tho lol

[Hi-Fitxt]

*Judge:* "Do you have anything to say in defense of this copyright claim?"
*Katy:* "I'm a Scorpio..."
*Judge:* "Ooohhhh...She's insane."

[mongo]

“Your honor, my client simply killed those children on account of him being an Aquarius”

[aubreylol]

“I'm so sorry for drowning that 3-year old I'm such an aquarium 🤭🤪”

[abrahamsimangunsong]

That "beach" sounds very personal

[NiaG]

This is exactly how everyone that believes in astrology sound 😭

[bunnylove]

“Therefore you get a life sentence for your crimes”
“No”
“Why not?”
“Cause I’m a scorpio”
“Understandable have a nice day 👍”

[tarynturner]

The judge: “Well she’s a Scorpio so I’m throwing out this case”