𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙂𝙪𝙧𝙖'𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙...

Calli wants to join Gura life sized figure auction!

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Original stream:
【CHAD CAST #03】Chads UNITE

Calli Channel:
@MoriCalliope
IRyS Channel:
@IRyS
Bae Channel:
@HakosBaelz

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[markou]

Gura Statue: getting auctioned for charity

Broke Gang: *"We're used to this. This is fine"*

[dracotias]

"There's not a jar that big so I wouldn't be able to do it" implies she already tried to find a big enough jar

[Userness]

_"There's no jar that big, so I wouldn't be able to do it."_

*- Mori Calliope*

[AndreB]

Life-sized statue of Gura: *Exists*

Calli: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[Absolute__Zero]

Calli: “I might just very well buy that statue for myself”

Shrimps: “You dare challenge us and our combined wallets??”

TakoDachis: *Sips expensive royal tea

[chi_inverted]

Calli may give all of her savings just for that one life-sized Gura statue, she would be a madlad if she does that, the Gura statue all to herself lol

[Mittiator]

I can’t wait for the cooking stream where she has to dance around a life sized Gura statue that takes 2/3rd of the kitchen while yelling at it for blocking everything.

[-Raylight]

Calli is just want to flex her money and then buy her daughter's life size figure, understandable xD

*"Put it in a jar"* Never change chat 😂😂

[loganseydel]

I like the reasoning of, "There's not a big enough jar."

[eternalgroundpounder]

Of course she wouldn't put her in a jar, even if there is a jar that big, imagine how troublesome it'd be if she have to take it out everytime she -feels like yeeting the Gura statue around- wants to touch it or something

[biiyen]

Calli infiltrates the auction with a briefcase full of akasupas

[ToriTangents]

Gura Statue: EXISTS



Broke Gang: "at least we see pics"

Calli: WALLET MY TAKE, UP shuT STinKy

[breakdanceinghobo]

*The scene from Jaws*
"You're gonna need a bigger jar"

[m.farizakbarhutasuhut]

"There's no jar that big."
So... If there IS a jar that big, you'll do it?

[storycorner]

We know the only reason she wants that Statue, so she can practice her "YEET" arm when she finally gets to meet Gura (and probably also prepares for La+). ;)

[rjai]

We all know she just wants it to practice throwing for when they meet in person

[vrtexbeater]

"Hey Calli, that's a very big statue, are you going to put it up yourself"
Cali: no, I will put it in my bathtub

[gamerboy]

Chat: "Put Gura in a jar."
Calli: "SHUT UP, CHAT!"
Me: "Yeah, someone was gonna say it!"🤣🤣

[blacksilverx]

Calliope: Maybe put bathtub.
Irys and Bae: What?!?

[LordAziki]

The world's largest jar of jam contained 1005kg of jam. Where there's a will there's a way, and where there's a shark there's a jar.