The Techno Union

Count Dooku probably regrets including the Techno Union in his plans. Meanwhile Obiwan escapes with minimal hearing damage.

Video used:
- Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Song used:
- It's Hard to Say Goodbye: Techno Remix

[tlotpwist]

"Is it possible to learn such a beat?"

"Not from the Jedi"

[mxes]

I love how they all react like this is not the first time, but still let him do his thing because the Techno Union is too important as an ally

[Der_Erpel]

Padme: "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous *T E C H N O* "

[yourveryownlocalmoron]

The moment when Anakin truly became Darth Vader was when he murdered the greatest DJ of the galaxy.

[windmillwilly]

I can't get over how he turns it back up after he's done talking

[MichaelJCaboose]

Republic locker room: quiet, normal

CIS locker room:

[emlicek]

"I may have gone too far in a few places." - George Lucas

[justinspeaks.]

Shu Mei: "I can't hear a damn thing"
Wat Tambor: *Turns up volume*

10/10 would join the Separatists again.

[GaugeManiac]

I guess we know where Jango got those sonic detonators from.

[KumaPaws]

“THE BANKING CLAN WILL SIGN YOUR TREATY”

“WHAT?”

[Gleebledeeple]

>Walks into galactic meeting
>play Techno full volume to show dominance
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

[isaacbenzing]

So this is why obi wan was yelling his transmission to anakin. "I HAVE TRACKED THE BOUNTY HUNTER JANGO FETT TO A PLANET CALLED GEONOSIS"

[thebricktop]

I've learned a terrible truth



I think chancellor palpatine is a synth lord

[CrowT]

"My decible levels have doubled since the last time we met, Count."

[superkamiguru]

The beat dropped harder than the population on Alderaan circa 0 BBY.

[Agent_REDACTED]

“He controls the beats and the rhythm! He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!”

[wannabecartoonist]

The portrayal of the CIS council as being completely done with Tambors shit and being pissed that they cant hear anything over the bass is something I accept as canon wholeheartadly

[desperadowest]

I love how he randomly turns it down to pretend he is paying attention.
"Yeah whatever We are at your disposal!"

[gorillanipples]

That One Guy: "Star Wars is so fake, because in space, you wouldn't be able to hear any of the combat."
Techno Union: "Speak up son, I can't hear you!"

[tbn]

The way he turns the volume up to full and just starts dancing without a care in the world, after offering his army to count dooku at 0:27 is just perfection!