How Anti-Semites Think We Act

[nexiuz]

“This is proof, they’re making videos and mocking us with it”

[reginaldie]

my friend just had his bar mitzvah and i'm genuinely so proud of him.. i got to see him operate the space laser for the first time!!

[malphasblackwing]

I was born/raised Jewish but when I became an atheist they took away my right to the space laser and I had to give away the bag of gold coins around my neck

[nesnibila]

jews: "mm, blood"
catholics: "that's fair actually"

[NonameNoname-truv]

As a Black person, I can confirm.

My Jewish friends and I love to discuss global domination over a game of Scrabble.

[glunkert]

The Jewish Space Laser conspiracies will never not be hilarious. Like who tf sat down and thought to themselves "hmmm Jewish people have made a giant laser and have put it into space"??

[TheRealAlmostEvil]

This is the proof Kanye tries to bring to podcast interviews

[sgt.zacharyrothschild]

As a jew myself, I find it appalling that you did not mention the care and maintenance that goes into our horns.

[cmmapunk]

Why did you tell them about our space lasers, if they find out where they are we will never be able to find the secret moon matzah to help us take over the universe

[strawberrygutsart]

mom said it's my turn on the jewish space laser

[brentsrx]

My daily routine. At noon I generally swim in my pool of money, and at three, we get together and menacingly cackle over a pile of jewels and cartoonishly large gold coins.

[swedishviking]

This is why I named my phone the Jewish space laser. So when it shows up on Bluetooth it gives conspiracy theorists a heart attack.

[KickstandOptional]

Moishe isn't the space laser guy, you're thinking of Herschel.

Moishe is the Hollywood guy.

[only_in_starfleet]

As a half Jew I only have access to the lasers on weekends 😔

[turtleboyithink]

DON'T filter the comments to newest

[ЯАга-ял]

- Moisha, I hear you read antisemitic papers now, is that true?
- Yes indeed Abraham, I do.
- But why?
- Have you seen them? On every page it says how we rule the world, how we are rich, how everything is our design. Makes me feel so proud for our people!

[aidanlutz]

Guys, I think we got an imposter. I didn’t see him last week at the annual plot against the world meeting

[SolaceHuntsman]

My great friend once told me that if anyone he met ever actually thought the space laser was real, he’d look them in the eye and say, “We’re pointing it away from earth. Have you ever seen alien invaders? You’re welcome.”

[mace]

Oh boy.
sorting the comments by new was a mistake

[kyuutakitsune]

"be the jew antisemites think you are" is weirdly motivational