Timothy Simons On The Most Brutal “Veep” Insults | CONAN on TBS

CONAN Highlight: Timothy tries not to take nicknames like “Jolly Green Jizz Face” personally, but it’s hard not to when strangers on the street are shouting it at you.

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[okamiseven]

The best Jonah gag is walking up to him while he's talking to a woman and asking her if she's okay

[cheesecake]

I think my favorite is when Dan tells him he looks like "someone who would kill himself before trial".

[NxDoyle]

"There's no place for Jonah Ryan in my administration. Or anywhere in the universe where the building blocks of life exist."

[ScherziDoll]

You're like an early draft of a man and they forgot to add pigment or self respect

[Dendu]

"Police sketch face of a rapist" is my favorite one.

[aldoaguilar]

It’s not an insult, but one of my favourite interactions was:

Selina: “Hey Jonah, you like to have sex and you like to travel?”
Jonah: “Yes, ma’am.”
Selina: “Then you can f**k off!”

[pschroeter]

Uncle Jeff's insult was the best. "I though you told my mom to sell me to a child molester and use the money to have her tubes tied."

[jbnelson]

My favorite Jonah insult is “human scaffolding”

[phpamateur]

You're not even your mother's favourite Jonah, Jonah.

[abruno]

"Your favorite Jonah's in the house!" "Jonah, you aren't even your mother's favorite Jonah!" Hahahahaha!

[gazillionandone]

One of my favorites is “melted play-doh stuck to a flagpole” 😬

[daedralord]

sentient enema is the next marvel movie

[joliecide]

When Jonah goes bald, Dan says he looks like someone who should be living underground worshipping an atomic bomb.

[lekoman]

"Congressman Bird Obstruction" is still my favorite.

[leonm]

my favorite insult(s) was the one where Uncle Jeff and Selina were yelling at Jonah at the same time. It's just when you get to know what they both said separately when you realize why the scene is so good.

[DavidHinkin]

Pick any scene with Jonah and uncle Jeff, everyone of them makes me laugh out of control

[MaybeGodwillsaveMe]

I like when his uncle calls him a 'sentient enema'

[haydensidun]

There are so many good ones but my favorite is in the last episode when Uncle Jeff calls him a “failure shaped like a rapist”

[NapNVM]

I'm sorry but the joke at the very end of this video, in which Conan says that when he sees porn stars in public he says "I've read your work" does not get enough credit. That had me laughing way too hard. He's just the best.

[kennyprice]

Best one is " You look like someone melted Play-Doh over a flag pole" - but it may just be in the outtakes.
Also in the outtakes someone mentions that Gary looks like a turtle which I found hilarious.