Starfield Slander

Starfield Slander. This one’s for you Todd.

Songs used:
The Strokes - The Adults Are Talking

The news team:

[RHaenJarr]

Let's stop to admire the fact that each shot of this slander lasts long enough to comfortably read it

[zenpool]

Finally someone who has played Starfield and understand whats it's all about

[kaelanirevyruun]

Lol the starborn one... "We don't have time to explain why we don't have time to explain" is what popped into my head

[thHour]

After 140 hours in Starfield, I admit every single one of these points is a 10/10. Masterpiece.

[caspianchan]

The Andreja one made me snicker. When I heard her lamenting about on how New Atlantis paved over trees, I thought I understood she was the peaceful and naturalist type. Then I hear her telling me destroying things is more fun than building when I planted my 1st windmill for my outpost, I already started to get confused.

[MisterMeaner]

I love that this isn't negative or trying to drive the game into the ground. It's funny for people who've had fun with the game.

[missedshotgaming]

You've captured the essence of this game and explained it through memes. My God that was beautiful.

[thatdudeinasuit]

One thing Starfield definitely needs is the ability to asign where you're doors/ladders are going to be in your ship between modules.

[hillhell]

So many things about things hit the right spot. Like finishing the Mantis quest, and being in the Key the raiders were like "If I see that Mantis I'll kill him." I was like oh yeah? Why don't you try right now? *So I started blastin.*

[MattAttack]

223 hours played so far and I've honestly had a great time. Amazing how each one of these is a 10/10 at describing so much with so little.

Also haven't listened to The Strokes in a minute, thx for that. Forgot how much i liked them.

[amitgabay]

I've been having a good time with it, definitely feels like a Bethesda game

[jaylopybrooks]

The space battles during the UC vs Crimson Fleet made my neighbors call the police on me, thinking domestic violence was going on in my household.

[NutCheesePretzelBread]

Bro I applaud you for putting together this masterpiece. No one man could have summed up this game quicker

[wolverinexo]

I honestly actually really enjoy this game.

[winter]

oh my god, a starfield video made by someone who has more than 5 hours played. Bravo vince

[PathSythe]

its funny how this video will make you want to play starfield even more.
well done sir

[ISmellMopWho]

Sarah's moral compass is just as confusing as Andreja's. *WARNING: Some light spoilers ahead*

During the first story mission to Neon where you go with Walter, Sarah was super upset at me for letting the guy who stole the artifact go because "he's a thief". Completely ignoring the fact that him stealing it in the first place is the SOLE reason we were able to get the artifact, and that if he hadn't stole it the only way for us to get it would have been stealing it. Not to mention he only stole it after being fired on short notice after 10 years with his company, like no wonder he was pissed but Sarah just ignores all of that and is all "bUt hE sToLe iT".

Then later on in the story she's more than happy to steal an artifact from a collector who has no interest in selling it, literally the exact thing she was so upset at me for letting someone go for. Both her and Andreja have a "rules for thee not for me" kind of attitude and it gets pretty annoying really fast.

[Tutkimus]

Masterpiece, music choice, humor, everything, you made my day man

[Steel-]

What cracked me up is the “Players trying to navigate a 4-story ship they just made”. There’s already plenty of YouTube videos showing these massive ships. Dude you can easily get lost in those. It’s insane lol 😂. Plus the Freestar Ranger clip was very accurate.

[raniergamazan]

This is just so accurate lol especially with the Starborn who could've just explained everything