no one suspects a thing

#stantwittermemes #stantwitter

[MariaEduarda-ngth]

When you find out your best friend’s platypus pet is a secret agent but needs to keep it secret

[palmerkidz]

Mulan after spitting on the ground when people started questioning if she was a man

[WebBrainz]

When you’re trying to cheat on a test, but the teacher looks at you so you have to pretend you’re thinking.

[killingfields]

Teen couples when they had unprotected sex and think they pulled out properly.

The baby:

[MidhunKrishnaR]

Me after saying to parents that, " Joseph is just my homie, he grabbed it for fun" ....

[kakazi]

When I let rip out a huge blaring fart but everyone's unconscious due to me beating them within an inch of their lives because of the copious amounts of bath salts I ingested only minutes prior

[lordaldo]

when u get carjacked but the trunk still has the body

[Rynoverse]

Me after talking to a police officer with a corpse in my trunk

[Hllrzr]

Took me this long to realise that Stacey's voice actress plays Cheshire in Young Justice

[jon]

eve after eating the only apple from the garden of eden:

[Cri_Jackal]

I don't even remember this girl's name but I can still tell you she's _absolutely slept on._

[lilpumpkin]

Me when they vote out another crewmate

[rawrdino]

When my dad caught me wearing female clothes but I tell him I lost a dare

[aawagga]

me when the parents are trying to find who’s been throwing rocks at the kids on the playground but they can’t see me in my ghillie suit

[cheangizzz]

Literally me when I drowned my aunt's baby but everyone thought it was an accident

[emomu]

when u convince ur homies that ur limp wrist is just a result of ur hand getting sore after punching a sack for 20 minutes straight

[mentirosa]

Me when I start my period at the public pool but everyone is focusing on a kid drowning instead

[alfiwardh]

this is literally me when no one suspects a thing fr...

[tyrese]

That would actually be crazy if Stacey secretly worked for the agency and was tasked to keep Candace busy enough to not blow Perry's cover.

[Mr-ujpf]

Me at the start of high school telling everyone my mother is the princess of England