Comstar Premium: You Don't Get a Choice

Comstar commercial from the late 2900s, archived by renowned historian Jake of the Farming State.

[mq]

I'm pretty sure that the Atlas plushie that comes with it is more expensive than an actual atlas...

[GhostBear]

Great, now I want an Atlas plushie...

[greenbriar]

"Thank you for choosing Comstar! A representative will be with you soon."
// concern //

[Joe-xqzu]

Such a lovely phone company that totally isn't a cult plotting to take over the inner sphere and rule all humanity as despotic technocrats.
Yes sir, nothing but wonderful and generous humanitarians who only want what's best for everyone in Com*

[psydocthepsyduck]

Nicely done, boss! Keep up the good work! I’ve passed it on to Mr.Tex and the other BPL members :)

[balderdasq]

For those who don’t know, 1 c bill is equal to 10 usd. You know, just to hammer home how great comstar is.

[sharlin]

Comstar, finally telling it how it is. In their marketing Department.

[soljer]

"Totally not manufactured problem - promise!" lol

[Wastelandman]

I love this. You and Tex are justifiably gunning for Comstar LOL

[chesterstevens]

I tried to send a call to my friend in the Concordat from the Fronc Reaches, about

[rayanderson]

And this is different from any modern communications company....how?

[lexington]

Okay, now you need to put in an ad for Discount Dan's 😀.

[philips.]

Comstar: You will be billed for this advertisement.

[GrenadeMcSticki]

That is way expensive, seeing how a C-bill is(was valued) backed by a millisecond of HPG service. I want my money back.

[laszlobeothy]

Ok, but it's too expensive. I'm gonna change provider, let's see...
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WOB sounds good enough.

[princeleoofnohr]

You need to do a used mech salesman video.

[Eric-chgq]

You said 10 mil cbpm but wrote it as 10k.

[zerppiss]

So this is where Youtube got the idea...

[discountmike]

My fave mech has been a Crab since MW 2 mercs.idk who Judith Faber is tho. I learned about that from a book. What is a jade Falco? Suck it Trebek.

[dayaninikhaton]

The elevator snoozac was a good choice.