BEV REVIEWS: BELGIAN CHOCOLATE

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Finally an independent chocolate reviewer I can trust. My uncle Jerry once sold me a box of chocolates from Germany, only when I opened it, it was filled with huge spiders instead of chocolate. Thats when I noticed it wasn't even a box, it was an old tattered football with holes in it, which is how I guess the spiders got in there. When I went to confront him, I Said "hey, why the fuck did you sell me an old football full of spiders" he just looked at me with dull eyes and said "well it´s a Tuesday isn't it?". Got to admit the fight went out of me a bit cause he was right, it was a Tuesday. So after thinking it over a bit I asked "Is it at least German spiders?" and he looked at me a bit sheepishly and said "nah sorry son, I ordered them from Finland". Never can trust fucking uncle Jerry. I'm not even sure they have spiders in Finland and now that I think about it, it wasn't even Tuesday, it was a Friday. Anyway looking forward to your next review.

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