How To Hold a Baby

this instructional video is very very helpful since we all have forgotten how babies work. I am a saint to society for this piece of public service. please give me a billion dollars for being such a good person or else ill slap you. thanks!

[RipleyCLASSICS]

Instructions unclear my baby is still alive.

[Kulkogo]

The best plushie integration I’ve seen in a time

[MacNava]

“O-Ok, I’ll buy the plush Goobus…C-Can you lower the gun now please?”

[JamesRoyceDawson]

"Get right hand"- *Shows left*

[Kyouno]

Just seeing the title makes me think Doobus most likely got dropped as a baby at one point, so he made this video to help parents from preventing their kids of sharing the same experience as him

[MadDemon]

I am going to be an uncle in about four weeks, so this is crucial knowledge for me. Thank you.

[FireFox]

I miss when people put effort into their advertisements. For clarity's sake, this whole video is a good example of the effort I miss.

[Comedy-police]

I’m gonna admit that “I LOVE YOU.😀” At the end was actually really sweet

[mario]

"You must take your right hand"

Doobus, That's your left

[TheCSC]

Very useful. Hand now hurts however. 10/10 advice.

[RickAstley-qdbn]

I have four younger siblings, so I know this is completely unrealistic. He neglected to mention that you have to tear off and reattach a new velcro patch for every different baby.

[ThePsych]

Goobus: Hello adults who made a spawn!!!
Todd MacFarlane: Huh? Me?

[basically_boring]

Instructions unclear. The baby suffocated when squeezing for character development.

[tothestars]

As a new dad, can confirm that the Velcro sewing was a decision that I enjoyed a lot.

[buddyy]

And sew Velcro to youR HAAAND RAHHGHHH- I enjoyed the decision I just made A LOT 😂 0:13

[Just_Some_Gal]

Greatest advertisement I've ever seen for a fricking toy

[samgilbreath]

Instructions unclear, the baby has acquired a thirst for human blood and is now pointing his blade at me seeking revenge for the years of torment

[dahliaoxo]

*audibly gasps* ... It's-It's... insipring *a single tear runs down my cheek*

[matingilardi]

That is the most restrained, yet desperate, "I LOVE YOU" at the end.

[epiclegobuilder]

I was actually just watching "the thick of" it" music video in this video saved me THANK YOU😭🙏