I measure in millimetres because it’s a bigger number…

[gatike]

So this is how NASA measured the distance of the planets

[Xxx]

World smallest violin ❎
Worlds longest tape measure✅

[Mrstew]

Bro definitely passed the vibe check at the end

[cookie]

"You guys got spider-man?"
"Na bro we got measure-man"

[Abdullah-nxyc]

bro pulled the moon with a tape measure

[Derio]

Alright now I'm convinced this guy is Sero from My Hero Academia

[dvnenjoyer]

bro accidentally triggered the boss fight at the end 💀

[MalefAzelb]

The tape measure took almost exactly 5 seconds to retract. Using some kinematics, we can find that it had an acceleration of roughly 3.2 million m/s². Assuming the end of the tape measure has a mass of 0.02KG (20 grams), the force applied would be about 64000N. For context, it takes about 4000N to break the femur, the strongest bone in the body. Seeing as how he took 16x that to the chest... It was nice knowing you.

[Coryxkenshindagoat]

*so what your superpower?*

Him:"tape measure"

[Its_Wblox]

“Man what's the distance between moon and earth?”

“Wait a second... It's 384, 400 kilometers.”

[SpookeeSakura]

Bro said “I must be friendly in the neighborhood now”😭🙏

[willwatts]

“This looks like a job for… Measuring Man!”😂

[beroalaa]

"Now introducing the new spider man,
TAPERMAN! ALSO KNOWN AS
"INFINITE MEASURE"
"RULER KILLER"
AND
"NO INCHES??"

[Rylanjonesd]

"so how did you die?"
"tape measure"

[yankxdd]

WHAT THE F**K IS A KILOMETER?
-Soldier

[anastasissympas]

"How is the world gonna end?"

"World's longest tape measure."

[matbannerson]

Gru: "We are going to steal the MOON!"
Measureman: "Bet"

[OfficialBulldozerStudios]

lolol that new Spider Rope Hero game is looking pretty lit with that new tape measure skin for the ropes.

[_somerandomwoman]

Doctor: "what seems to be the problem?"

"I was bitten by a radioactive tape measure"

[NotYou-gs]

My biggest fear as a kid was when the tape measure would come back, that it would hit my hand. It happened once and I remember it hurting so bad.