Death Grips- Exmilitary ALBUM REVIEW

Death Grips' first mixtape is a grim look at mankind's worst personality traits:: greed, addiction, anger. And the beats are just as offensive as the screamed rap vocals--which only helps get the point across.

It's an energetic record. It's an intense record. Sometimes it's over the top, but I love it.

What do you think of this album? Love it? Hate it? Why?

FAV TRACKS: BEWARE, GUILLOTINE, LORD OF THE GAME, TAKYON, KLINK, THRU THE WALLS

[lunanielsen]

And this is where the greatest relationship of all time started

[serchasejones]

"It's like getting screamed at by an inmate for 45 minutes

Decent 8/10"
-memethony memetano

[ShiivGaming]

Thus began a long lusty and abusive relationship between Fantano and MC Ride

[CountOrlockTheBirdOfDeath]

You know it’s old when Anthony refers to MC ride as “the rapper”

[m.streicher]

He only gave it an 8 because the world wasn't ready. Anthony meant 10, we all get it.

[zeroblizero]

2:01 - Fantano asks "What should I review next, eh?"
2016 - Death Grips release song "Eh".

[jacksonhughes]

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

[BrianTylerComposer]

This album is amazing. Saying it late but saying it.

[ian_strachs]

Anthony: "This is some very polarising music, but here it goes"
My brain: "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES"

[FluffSweden]

I would love to be your neighbor.

"There's ol' man Fantano, filming himself doing weird things again..."

[foneshawty]

It was a day like any other. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his shirt off for the day. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work.

But all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window.

“I wonder who that could be…?” Anthony wondered.

He slowly opened the door. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride. Or as his friends call him, Stefan. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said,

“H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…”

Now, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools.

Anthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you. What band again? Deaf grapes or something?”

“N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride.

Anthony laughed. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…”

He led MC Ride to his back yard. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him. He wondered if he liked what he saw. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed.

“He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony.

On the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a beer.

“Hey man, want to have a beer? You seem like a cool dude.”

“Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick beer wouldn’t hurt I guess.” Mumbled Ride.

At first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music. They were soon off on a riveting conversation.

After a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips. I’m pretty much your biggest fan.”

“Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too. I watch almost all of your video reviews. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan.”

Anthony then did something very risky. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together.

“Can Andy and Zach wait?” asked Anthony.

Ride’s response was to continue kissing him. They made out like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, kissing his beautiful chest on the way down.

“Please” whispered Anthony.

MC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts. Anthony’s rock hard penis sprang up, and MC Ride started sucking it off. It was the best blowjob of Anthony’s life. Far better than any blowjob his girlfriend had ever given him. The way Stefan’s tongue moved… it was amazing.

“Ohhhh Stefan… I think I want you to do the nasty in my taxi!” yelled Anthony.

“I AM THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP” replied MC Ride as he took Anthony’s cock out of his mouth.

Anthony bent over on the couch, and got on his knees. Ride undid his all-black jeans, and revealed his lengthy penis. He started to put his throbbing penis into Anthony’s butt, when all of a sudden,

“IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

“Oh my God!!” screamed Anthony. “You get-get-get-get got-got-got-got it in!”

MC Ride wasn’t a tender lover. He pumped and pumped until finally, in euphoria, he came inside of Anthony’s butt. He withdrew, exhausted, and laid down next to Anthony, who had reached orgasm as well.

“H-how was it?” Asked Stefan.

“you’re good…” Whispered Anthony. Whispered Anthony. “I liked your lovemaking. I would give you a strong six, light seven.”

[theneedledrop]

@fish128812 i felt like they overstayed their welcome on the first listen, too. but then by my 2nd / 3rd listen, i couldn't get enough. now i'm addicted.

[Gore]

Anthony, I can't tell if you are muscular or fat. Help me out so I can end this confusion that is figuratively killing me. 10q.

[scronch_]

That moment when Andy and Stefan still weren't known.

[jamesrojas]

Nigga gave ExMilitary a 8
Now Nigga Gave Bottomless a 9
Boi Fantano growin

[generalgaige]

The Pink Floyd sample in 'I want it I need it' was what stood out most to me.

[theneedledrop]

@GeistWerk the first time i heard it in a couple mp3s, i felt that way. i revisited it two days later, knowing what to expect, and now things are sunny and happy.

[Mellowlo]

And they said Tyler the Creator was edgy, he sounds like teletubbies compared to this shit.... I LOVE IT.

[DyslexicTurtle]

>brings up samples

>doesn't include interstellar overdrive sample in "i want it i need it"

[benbancroft]

Death grips and Anthony fantano have come so far since this review. It's really very beautiful.