DJ Khaled just saying sh!t compilation

blud got to be on the spectrum

#djkhaled

[reddd]

bro is speaking just cause it's free

[theicecreamman_]

"Roses are red, hehe, Violets are blue, hehe"
*Starts emoting

[zzyy.___]

Imagine going to a 5 star seafood restaurant and you hear "tell em to bring out the lobster!!"

[milkiiiteaa]

“tell em to bring out the lobster :3”
“tell em to bring out the lobster :3”

[rosegold]

it's like he has inside jokes with himself, and honestly same

[mateocucurull]

Sometimes he just spams command lines.

"Tell 'em to bring up the lobster"

[NartOfficial]

I think he just has a bunch of tiny Dj Khaleds running around inside his head, just like in SpongeBob.

[hucklebob]

dj khaled is probably the only artist where people recognize him more from what he says than his actual music

[jeotyx]

The way he just happily says “have you ever played rugby” after talking about shrimp got me 💀

[dopey]

I saw someone describe him as the richest unemployed friend and I think that's a perfect summary.

[xanderfay]

"Tell them to bring out the *blank*" is my new favorite phrase

[GreatPudding]

I swear if I was at a fancy restaurant, paying my hard ass money to see DJ Khaled on the table next to me I'm legit crying.

[DMGDDDD]

"And perhaps, what is this?"

*proceeds to hold a water bottle as if it is some ancient relic from times long forgotten*

[BEyondViewtiful]

He’s like a gigantic baby that just learned how to talk and that’s hungry all the time.

[g-reg]

Bro is taking full advantage of “freedom of speech”

[AryanKumar-dqcx]

0:25 when the NPC has nothing else to say so he keeps repeating the same thing

[Andreitchi]

When he said "life is roblox don't let nothing stop you" I felt that shit

[ryanleatigaga]

Khaled's the real life equivalent of when you 100% the game with everything unlocked with all endings and you're just playing to play at that point.

[lillyschweiss]

there is no way he is real. i think he is in all of our heads. he keeps us going. we need him.

[McdonaldsInFallujah]

He sounds like a tired voice actor that keeps on getting approached by fans asking him to do their favorite dialog