r/tumblr | Why are the pigeons green??

looking at some r/tumblr top posts with Lumo on reddit, hope you enjoyed.

[RobinRhombus]

Fun fact: miniguns are called miniguns because they're miniature Vulcan Cannons.

[tahitimangoes]

"You're either a cat or his wife, take your pick."

-Kalbus 2021

[EverTheFractal]

"wizards are wise beyond their years" I see someone hasn't read enough Terry Pratchet

[The_True_Mx_Pink]

There’s a reason as to why staying up late and waking up early helps you think and handle yourself.

Staying up late makes you tired, so you want to recharge, both consciously and unconsciously. If something won’t let you sleep, your brain will automatically focus on that topic to finish it faster and go to sleep faster.

Please feel free to insult and berate me if I get anything wrong.

[eternalfinality]

What if the man actually realized that spider woman’s identity is blown so to save that he decided to do the rant, that would be meta.

[mintyflores]

I'm pretty sure wizards get their powers from their in general hair not just their beards. Therefore, a sashaque would be an excellent wizard.

[dstrir]

so wait, there are people who feel GOOD emotions when they wake up early? how weird

[GusCraft]

I love that you described putting shaving cream in someone’s locker as “the devil’s work” as if satan goes around doing minor pranks. Like the devil isn’t responsible for human trafficking or the depravity of mankind, but he would totally put a sleeping person’s hand in a bowl of warm water to make them pee themselves.

[thisurldoesnotexist]

"When you're here you're Duncan" idk why but that killed me.

[lawrencerutherford]

2:10 i can imagine this being the set up for an epic series where external characters keep coming into the town to cause trouble and they are filling all the positions of power with themselves an friends in order to protect the town whilst the rest of the world colapses

[siriusaegislink]

"witches tend to be not of the highest moral fiber and responsibility"
oh ho ho, good sir
I present you with the owl house, many of the magical characters are witches and most of them are very wonderful people!

[francenkovcan]

i just want to say this: witches and witchdoctors have gotten their powers (according to christian folklore) by having sex with demons, think sugar babies but for magical power, they are to put it bluntly, a specific type of warlocks
wizards have went out of their way to learn magic (think the nerd)
sorcerers were born with the ability to use magic (think the person that pays no attention in class, but has some of the best grades)

[Kartoffelkamm]

Ok, but The Art of War is such a good read actually.
Some highlights include:
- When your enemy wants you to do something, don't do it.
- Take the stuff your enemy leaves behind before getting more from home.
- If your people hate you more than your enemy, they'll work for the enemy.
- People need sleep.

[argus_lunge]

Fun Fact: Wizard magic is based on hair amount, as men can loose their head hair, Wizards go for a beard, as they are bald, female wizards don't loose head hair, but they could rock a beard, or a massive MOUSTACHE

[pileoweirdness]

every time I watch an r/Tumblr video, no matter who it is, I can just... FEEL all of the chaos energy entering my bloodstream and flowing through my veins

[ericvandenavond]

Disappointed by lack of green pigeons.

[Mollusk_Magus]

Wizards would violate OSHA regulations.

[Dukex]

The philosophy set out in the art or war are still used to this day in combat and business. When properly applied they will likely lead to success.

[dacknostrum]

Gatekeeping mainly happens when actions being take dramatically alter characters that are already established for no reason other than pandering.
People want characters that represent them?
Then make new characters, it's not that hard.

[thisisasupersayin]

I view magic culture as sort of the opposite of this post, Wizards have a formal education system in their culture, while witches are all self-taught and any conjugation between witches is more of a fun magic club