Tyberos, The Red Wake

Additional Music by Scott Buckley – released under CC-BY 4.0.

[gruntmasterbroadcast]

Tyberos the stealthiest space shark you have never seen because if you had you would already be fed to the fishes...

[zaelheimricht]

*_"YOU DO NOT SEE TYBEROS OF THE RED WAKE."_*

[BarelyDecentProduction]

I want to believe that Tyberos was just sleeping in the armory because he wanted some peace and quiet for 5 minutes and when the tech priest woke him up, he actual went "oh right, today was inspection day"

[reform-revolution]

I like that he was slowly leaving the room

"oh sh*t they are here I dont wanna get in his way, maybe I can slip out quietly and not bother him"

[liqaKnight]

"Untill the statue fucking moved" is a line thats way too funny

[bernielarsen]

Armorer: Tyberos, do you want powerfists, lightning claws or chain fists?

Tyberos (Quietly): Yes.

[malcontender]

5 men tall, 4 men wide - he's 65 tons of the Emperors pride! Ty-beroo-os, *Snap* Tyberoooos.

[jcmchandsomeface]

“You do not see Tyberos The Red Wake”-Tyberos being seen by a friendly guardsmen sentry

[namisaku]

He has master the art of standing so perfectly still, that no one even knows that he is in the room.

[ShawneeLad]

Tech Priest: Huh, that's a pretty detailed statue. Not bad.

The statue moves

Tech Priest: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

[Indigo]

God, he's so badass
It takes alot too stand out in a whole galaxy filled with badass people, but tyberos easily does that

[HeyItsNate]

Tech Priest: “Oh cool statue”
Tyberos: “Thanks bro”

[ncrnmcn]

When the Terminator statue at the side starts moving after you summon a daemon

[mzulfiqar]

"you do not see Tyberos the red wake"

*Proceed to cartoonishly tip toe out of the room*

[Robosium]

I like to think that Tyberos just wanted a quiet place to take a nap but forgot that the armory inspection was that day

[fobo]

The way he described him moving to leave the room makes it sound like he got shy cuz someone entered and was trying to slowly shimmy his way out unnoticed

[Its_Cannon]

Remember folks, it still counts as stealth if you kill everyone who could see you.

[FerreusVir]

If Tyberos trips and falls it's because the ground needed stabbing.

[Ace_blaze]

Love the idea that he just stood there, started slowly scooting out the door because he didn't wannna talk to the tech priest

[korien]

I love the idea of Cawl at a cauldron, giggling maniacally as he mixes those three gene seeds together.