15 Greatest Puns of All Time

Using nothing but instinct and intuition, I've scoured the deep and vast interwebs for the greatest puns of all time. Why would I do this, you ask? Because puns are amazing. And also terrible. This combination of amazing and terrible puts puns in a unique category all of its own. It's hard to deny their mystery. Simultaneously, puns have the power to make one person groan, another sigh, another laugh, and another die (okay, I made that last one up. Puns can't kill people). Some might even be able to laugh and sigh at the same time. How is this possible? No one knows. No one probably cares either. At the end of the day, you just want to hear the best puns ever. So, let's not delay any further, here are the top 15 greatest puns of all time.

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Music Credit: "What It Is" by Silent Partner

[FooFighterzz]

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

[elivile.]

Well, whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

[lorenzwinterhoff]

Mike's favourite comments section:

I asked a horse if he had a dollar. He said “no, but I have fore quarters.”

[brianphefley]

My local radio station held a competition for the best pun. I sent in ten jokes hoping one might win but but no pun in ten did.

[jmacc]

A man talks to the doctor and says : "Doctor, I have five penises." The doctor says : "Wow, I've never seen anything like that before! How does your underwear fit?" The man says : "Like a glove."

[DrHaydentheFunny]

I told a bunch of ghosts some jokes last night.
No laughs.
Just booing.

[jirehguy]

List 25 does a video of 15?!?! THIS IS ANARCHY!

[pattycake]

All the cows gathered together; 1 spoke up and said"it's time we were heard".

[BenNicholls]

Saw a chicken dance the other week. It was like Poultry in Motion.

[sweetiep]

Bear goes into a bar . Bartender yells, "We dont serve beers to bears "! Bear sits down, growls, "give me a beer "! Bartender points to a sign, says again, " we dont serve beers to bears "! . Bear points to a woman at the end of the bar and growls, "If you dont give me a beer, Im going to EAT HER, "!! Bartender yells back same reply " We Dont Serve Beers To Bears !!! The bear hurridly goes to the end of the bar mauls the woman and eats her . The bartender comes over to the bear and says, "hey, I knew you had an alcohol problem but I didnt know you were into drugs ". "Drugs"? the bear replied ." Ya, said the bartender, that was the-bar-bitch-you-ate !

[camiloiribarren]

No one can tell a better pun like Mike while having Tristan reacts to them in best way possible. Best combo ever!

[thomashorton]

Before I even watched this I knew that Mike would be back for this episode

[lordfarquar]

Hahaha the performance was funny Mike and Tristan make a hilarious duo!!

[ari]

Ok so here:
A Roman guy walks into a bar.






He holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers, please."

[nodozhit]

The kid from the movie The Six Sense walks into the mafia's meat locker and says, " Icy dead people."

[josephcarroll]

blindfolded archery..you dont know what your missing.

[doodiedump]

I used to be addicted to soap...
But I'm clean now.

[annegeeraerts]

Missed you Mike! Y'all are funny af!

[dwightvol]

I loved puns as a child and still do as a groan man. 😎

[BlessedOne]

Mike looked like he had so much fun with that. It's nice to see. Glad you're back safe and sound. (Love you too Tristan.)