POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD - ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS

POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD

[lytenazawata]

Plankton has been arrested multiple times, *and they still dont have handcuffs small enough for him*

[kokroughtoss]

Honestly out of all of these, Mr.Krabs has probably the least creepy crime out of all of them.

[sonicfanboy]

The fact baby Mr Krabs appeared at the end makes it funnier

[zakohat]

Plankton's version has some really dark humor to it in the sense that him escaping from the cuffs so easily represents just how weak punishments are for child preds at times. I'm probably reading too far into it but damn lol.

[Maw]

LMAO THE WAY SQUIDWARD JUST CASUALLY NOTICES A CHILD PREDATOR ESCAPE AND DOESN'T CARE CAUSE HE HAS TO GO CLOCK IN.

[lollipoptherobot]

That’s why Plankton wants his restaurant out to the public and why he wanted to steal the formula.

[namesblank]

Police, I swear to God
Not sleeping with a child

[averysleepyboi]

If Squidward slept with a child, and Mr. Krabs is one...

[Proxy]

“Your honour, I didn’t steal from that kid. I simply took without consent”

[DaniFoxyUltimate]

Plankton seem to be the one to easily escape the police faster

[Айсен-мс]

Police I swear to God not grooming for a child

[Millieror]

0:22 this one makes the most sense, the police have him in handcuffs while walking away from baby Mr. Krabs

[sth-]

this video is the peak of humanity tbh

[pigdevourer]

Этот канал умудряется стабильно набирать большие просмотры, делая контент одновременно для русскоговорящей и англоговорящей аудитории. Автор гений.

[pancake]

Police I swear to god
Not evading taxes

[IllikasRager]

Krabs stealing from a child sounds like something he would totally do, let's be real here. Lol

[cheesefinder]

Absolutely beautiful perfection incarnate

[spongemediawastaken]

Plankton actually seems like he would cheat on Karen for a child ngl

[PurpleBroadcast]

It sounds so good that i want full version. Its just, i listen on repeat wondering what other lyrics could be like
Btw: damn has every spongebob main character been in handcuffs before??

[wayfaring_stranger]

The Plankton one is how it usually goes irl fr, fr