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In 1993, concerned about the steady decline of milk consumption over recent years, the newly created nonprofit California Milk Processor Board approached the advertising agency of Goodby, Silverstein & Partners, seeking fresh ideas to get America excited about drinking their product.

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[camelopardalis]

Button, oh button
Oh where hath thou fled?
Did thee tarry too long
Amongs fabric and thread?
Did thee roll of my bosom
And cease to exist?
How I wish I could follow thee
Into the mist ...

Edit: I should maybe add that this poem is from Neil Cicierega's "Potter Puppet Pals" video "Snape's Diary".

[bobhope]

"I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself."
One hell of a song, 28 years old and more risque than most contemporary artists.

[courtneywoodbury]

My favorite Got Milk ad is a tie: One is the guy hit by a bus and finds himself in a small room. He sees some huge cookies and says 'Wow! I must be in Heaven!'. He takes a big bite, reaches for the milk carton, but it's empty. He rummages desperately through a fridge full of cartons and finds them all empty. 'Wait a minute...where *am* I...?' *Got Milk?*
The other is the one where the Trix rabbit finally snags some Trix. That squeak of despair when he realizes he's out of milk is palpable.

[kaiserwigglesiii]

Now there's an audio bit of Simon saying "I touch Myself", which is nice.

[moviemaker]

Once I noticed the undone button, I couldn't unsee it.

[gizmogoose.]

I figured out one of the reasons I like this channel.
He's got a real Brit accent that's better than the usual fare to listen to,
but he doesn't speak it like he has a mouthful of Marbles!!!
I can't recall even once, thinking to myself, _Whaaat did he just say!?!!_

[screes]

This whole video was worth it, just to hear Simon say "I touch myself".

[machscga]

I didn't know milk was explosive... Ok wait anything is explosive when it comes in contact with Michael Bay

[CasualUnboxing]

Funniest Milk Scene Ever is Kingpin, where he milks a bull and he thought it was a cow. " Hope You Don't Mind, I took The Liberty Of Getting Up A Little Early And Milking Your Cow. We Don't Have A Cow, We Have A Bull" Laughed my butt off, they don't make comedy like they used to.

[flatplant]

I love milk, sometimes I can accidentally drink almost half a 4L jug in an evening.

[emexdizzy]

Nike doesn't rhyme with "Mike". It rhymes with "Mikey" because the name comes the Greek goddess of victory. It's pronounced Nīkē. It's more than a little surprising you guys don't know that.

[ashleyedwards]

My favorite 'got milk' commercial was the one where the Trix rabbit finally gets the Trix but doesn't have any milk. I was a kid and was so happy for the rabbit to finally get the cereal only to find out it was a commercial for milk.

[jasonflay]

The caller not winning the $10, 000 and obsessed with missing out on his win fall, diverted his attention towards Broadway musicals and free style rap. One day while drinking a glass of milk he sat down and wrote a much acclaimed Tony winning musical about Alexander Hamilton.

[ultrafox]

Are you planning on reposting the men peeing on pregnancy test video? I am curious to know what happened with that, I got the notification but then YouTube says it's not available.

[Faygogayfo]

The Got Milk stand at the Minnesota State Fair (used in the thumbnail) is the f u c k i n g BEST

[DMJoeBing]

What happened to the original video from today about men and pregnancy tests?

[michaelb]

I loved how he said "I Touch Myself". lol

[brandyloo]

I just LOVE all the thumbnails for this channel. Amazing.

[parker_aug]

Say what you will about Michael Bay but that milk commercial was amazing. Still remember it vividly.

[andrewdzierson]

I thought the commercial took place in a museum, and the guy was a watchman.