Shadow of Mordor - Killing ALL Orc Captains at once.

After forcing all the Uruk captains to swear allegiance to one single warchief, I bring them together and kill them in one push of a button.

[kapitankapital]

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a million voices cried out for help, and were suddenly silenced.

[Ckoz]

Meanwhile, Sauron back in his keep freaking the fuck out.

"What do you mean all the captains just died?!?!"

[renissance-]

Imagine being the one orc on patrol who has to report this.

[ArtDem]

Dear Uruks, We now have vacancies for Captains and one for Warchief, Your sincerely Sauron

[averylarsen]

Oh lord. Imagine the power vacuum this would create. This is like wiping out the Line of Succession in one go.

[Tigercup]

And your reward... "33% chance to cause an Uruk's head to explode"

[AlphalanceVO]

The game's like
"Yeah, he died! Then HE died! Then HE died too! Then... *see's the list they have to go through* theyalldiedyep. The end!"

[wolfeler]

Me who values every orc I have dominion over…

“That was an expensive clip.”

[bakedzucchini]

You know what would have been even better having a none branded war chief left and sending your war chief with all the captains to riot against him

[mitchellalexander]

Great artwork takes time and patience to set up and this work of art was done beautifully.

[LieutenantAmerica]

*Soon after...*

Sauron: Okay, what the FUCK happened?

[EarthwormShandy]

Oh God, it's like that scene from "Kingsman: The Secret Service".

[terrelljcampbell]

Job fair this Monday! In need of management IMMEDIATELY. Bring friends & family. Great benefits include short term life insurance & below basic dental care - Sauron

[Hamza_]

Legend has it He is still collecting Runes to this day.

[Slender_Man_]

Ratbag: um, sir? All the captains just died…
Sauron: what exactly do you mean by that?
Ratbag: I mean they all died, there are only 4 war chiefs left, no captains, and we're down a war chief.
Sauron: HOW?!
Ratbag: I don't fuckin' know, all their heads just exploded for no reason!
Sauron: shit. Well Bob, good news, your now a captain!
Ratbag: uh, wha-
Sauron: hey Jeff! Your getting promoted to captain too!
Skoth: O… K?
Sauron: what about those Talon guys?
Ratbag: I was about to get to that, they're dead too sir
Sauron: care to shit on my day some more?
Ratbag: sure, the Hammer, Tower, and Black Hand were all killed too.
Sauron: why am I not surprised? What about Pràk?
Ratbag: Killed just before the Tower.
Sauron: Great… And Feldush?
Ratbag: he's one of the 4 War Chiefs that survived
Sauron: who are the other survivors
Ratbag: my cousin Latbag, Kâka, and Bolg.
Sauron: I'm guessing that Ranger is still possessed by Celebrim-bitch?
Ratbag: yup.
Sauron: I want to die…
Ratbag: me too, sir.

[SyeMthl]

The fact you went to the menu and made sure to show it all slowly before you let their heads explode made it feel like you were building tension

[theonefrancis]

I guess Talion has found the Infinity Stones as well.

[TheJPJT]

Wait... So there isn't a limit to the amount of bodyguards one warchief can have??

[festethephule]

Sauron: Ok, what was that?
Talion: Death.
Sauron: What kind?
Talion: Instant.
Sauron: But there was no battle, they just died!

[PaLaDinDen]

* Opens Menu
* Sauron's Army
...It's not Sauron's army anymore.