More Epithet Erased in 2 DAYS! #shorts

It's the other members of Molly's family, AKA "the antagonists of the new book!". Learn more about them by picking up your copy of #EpithetErased Prison of Plastic, releasing December 9th.

Listen to the first 30 minutes RIGHT NOW!

[Thevilwizard]

Ok so i think what happened was Jello put so much likeableness into most characters, and then was like, "aight guess i gotta make some annoying ones" and put all the unlikeableness into marty

[readysetgameover]

Never before have I wished to see a man cease to exist like Marty.

[coltonturbville]

Lorelai and Molly literally have the powers to kill their father and get away PERFECTLY CLEAN, THE FACT THEY HAVEN’T YET IS AMAZING

[BobatheTea]

I like how every single character has redeeming qualities EXCEPT Marty

[blacklotus]

You know, between this, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and Lisa: the Painful. People named Marty make terrible parents.

[musicalmaniac]

I knew Lorelai's epithet was Augment, but for the first few seconds, I only saw the word "Argument"

[knifeykniferson]

Give us a Marty plush so we can throw him down a flight of stairs

[bananasauz]

Top tier evil laugh. So excited to finally see Lorelai do villainy after all of the teasers that included her

[YBlvr]

So Lorelei’s Epithet traps people in the Metaverse, and yet Lorelei thinks she’s the good guy? Tech bro Lorelei confirmed

[Ghostly_scarf]

We can all collectively agree nobody missed marty right?

[henrywall]

I see these two, and I am filled with rage and sadness

[harryto]

BUY HIS BOOK BUY HIS BOOK BUY HIS BOOK BU-

[dumpy_frog]

The fact that Marty has canonically had sex at least twice is baffling to me

[khiclark]

I want the physical book version. The 1st 30min was great!

[christianlecroy]

I'm genuinely wondering why Marty is such human garbage. I'm weirdly interested to see what they do with him.
Also I'm pretty sure Lorelei is using her epithet to hide from the real world that she has little control of for a one she has complete control over

[Capybara]

He's the goofy character that everyone in the show Hates but the people watching hate him too



Like imagine if SpongeBob was a hated character

[FoolsGil]

Lorelai screams "edgy anti-hero" she might have been good to have around at the museum.

[boozy-cat]

Brendan, if you ever feel the need to just retcon Marty from the story, I’m sure no one will opposed

[organicrobot]

As sad as I am that it's no longer going to be in a visual format I am happy that you didn't scrap the series completely and completely understand your decision Good luck and whatever

[raisedbywolves]

I've listened to it twice. Absolutely worth it!