DEATH METAL SEAL

[thefreakmachine]

They promised metal and a seal.
I got metal and a seal.
Everythings ok.

[nico]

this is how it feels when you want to jump into the mosh pit, but you can't because you are carrying your son on your back

[olympia]

I love how there's a toy seal on its back.

[nikzen]

He doesn't even break a sweat - dudes a monster

[Aetheretic]

That moment when you realize a seal is better at keeping time than 99% of drummers. 😂

[brianmesser]

I have no idea why this randomly showed up in my feed, but this video made my day lol.

[inthedeadhours]

Took me forever to realize the smaller seal isn't real.

[ptr_grin]

You didn't search this. This video searched for you.

[Gigi-B-]

Man, the youtube algorithm is so fucked. This is the most normal vid I've seen in my recommended in weeks.

[blanket_]

video backstory i remember from somewhere: this seal was gifted a smaller plushie version of itself and it was so happy it couldn't stop flapping. seals flap to express happiness and content, and well, this seal was too happy to see a little version of itself!

[MeatNVedge]

This is mind blowing, you can see plain as day that this seal isn't using proper technique. Even though he's putting in way more work than he needs to, he still manages to keep a blast beat going with almost perfect timing. As a drummer I'm both impressed and jealous.

[wmw.]

Dang you got the upgraded seal 3000
That comes with
-Auto play
-Extra cuteness
-Louder
-And a plush

[ts_MoonMan]

Fun Fact: This is their way of saying gtfo of my territory.

[KangradGenral]

May I hire this funny dog for my music project?

[paulgrae]

Probably my favorite video. This makes me happy. I love that he is looking the whole time with attitude.

[toothlessreach]

Never clicked on something so fast, never got satisfied so fast on YouTube.

[inferywow]

me in my bedroom when my parents leave

[andcik]

My parents: will you decide to get a job, a family, a life?
Me:

[WampaStompa]

Seal: “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”

[ArcticChonk]

If I see another maturbation joke I'm gonna lose my shit!