LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody HD

Harry Potter. Literally.

Lyrics:

Introductory helicopter nature shot.
Bad guy at a safe distance
Second helicopter introductory nature shot
bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance (turn)

Careful Harry, he doesn't have a nose.
Harry needs some sleep.
And he needs a nose.
And he needs some sleep.
And some new glasses.
And he needs a manicure.
Don't sleep yet Harry, he's gonna kill you LOOK OUT!

Spell, dodge, too many passengers,
dramatic turn,
how does that hold him up?
First time he touched a girl
Pan up pointy roof
Leaf bed look right
This movie is extremely important
Force field dissolves
Dramatically raise hand
That train is screwed
Slowly look left
This movie is the most important movie you will ever see
Back up in a library
Raise your hand and a wand
Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared
Of a bunch of bad guys
but he acts brave while he runs.
You've gotta buy 2 tickets
Masked guy on a broom swerve
Run throw exploding
Running closer shot cast a spell
DUCK be careful with that stick too late.

Ok, time out. Oh thank god ok. Catchin my breath. He's grabbin his face, whatever. Ok go!

Dragon take off
People running
Downhill people running
Flex
Part 1 November walking
Chase that fire you wizards flying horse lizard
look out harry
Too late got him, help him Ron.

PART 2 July 2 BURNING
People Running backwards
Screaming
wave-hand upskirt
Windy
Kissing
Snape
cast spell
climb
look
blow up the town
Wizard lightning battle
Zoom huge shiny P
Then other letters come out.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I hits theaters on November 19th, 2010.

Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton, Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy, Jamie Campbell Bower, Bonnie Wright, Helena Bonham Carter, Timothy Spall, Michael Gambon, Rhys Ifans, Maggie Smith, John Hurt, Jason Isaacs, Ciaran Hind

Part 1 begins as Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to track down and destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction-the Horcruxes. On their own, without the guidance of their professors or the protection of Professor Dumbledore, the three friends must now rely on one another more than ever. But there are Dark Forces in their midst that threaten to tear them apart.

Meanwhile, the wizarding world has become a dangerous place for all enemies of the Dark Lord. The long-feared war has begun and Voldemort's Death Eaters seize control of the Ministry of Magic and even Hogwarts, terrorizing and arresting anyone who might oppose them. But the one prize they still seek is the one most valuable to Voldemort: Harry Potter. The Chosen One has become the hunted one as the Death Eaters search for Harry with orders to bring him to Voldemort... alive.

Harry's only hope is to find the Horcruxes before Voldemort finds him. But as he searches for clues, he uncovers an old and almost forgotten tale-the legend of the Deathly Hallows. And if the legend turns out to be true, it could give Voldemort the ultimate power he seeks.

Little does Harry know that his future has already been decided by his past when, on that fateful day, he became "the Boy Who Lived." No longer just a boy, Harry Potter is drawing ever closer to the task for which he has been preparing since the day he first stepped into Hogwarts: the ultimate battle with Voldemort.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

© 2010 Tobuscus

[Zometh]

To this day, every now and then I sing to myself (very quietly so that no one hears me) "introductory helicopter nature shot" and laugh by myself because it's always just as funny to me.

[SrsBismuth]

“Huge shiny P, then other letters come out” will never fail to make me chuckle

[Slobbybobster]

I daily quote “this movie is the most important movie you will ever see, back up in a library”

[HystericSky]

I memorized this around the time it came out 5 years ago and I still got it! I find myself singing it at random moments all the time.

[NickDaGamer]

I need a shirt with "Wizard Lightning Battle" on it.

[destiny]

*Me at school*

*points to a random person*
he needs some sleep

*points to another random person* 
and he needs a nose!

*points to a person*
and he needs some sleep...and some new glasses

*points to a teacher that I hate*
and he needs a manicure!

[papajhnspizzeria]

umm... so... yea... when you realize you old...

[freaktv]

Who else feels empty inside after the series ended

[cindypaul]

This still gets stuck in my head from time to time

[SametHorses]

Bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance!

[elliewisden]

I remember finding this ages ago and I only remembered it now. I still know all the words!

[TXFDA]

"You gotta buy 2 tickets"

Yeahhh, that was pretty much my first thought when I first heard it was gonna be split into 2 movies.

[LpsAster]

HOW DO I STILL REMEMBER MOST OF THE LYRICS TO THIS IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE I FIRST WATCHED THIS OMG

[onigrizz]

It’s been 10 years, amazing times they were 😭

[kyleeborgen]

Turn on captions,
"Fat guy at a safe distance"

[Wurfenkopf]

"First time he touched a girl"
ROTFL

[mishaefremov]

Introductory helicopter nature shot.
Bad guy at a safe distance
Second helicopter introductory nature shot
bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance (turn)

Careful Harry, he doesn't have a nose.
Harry needs some sleep.
And he needs a nose.
And he needs some sleep.
And some new glasses.
And he needs a manicure.
Don't sleep yet Harry, he's gonna kill you LOOK OUT!

Spell, dodge, too many passengers,
dramatic turn,
how does that hold him up?
First time he touched a girl
Pan up pointy roof
Leaf bed look right
This movie is extremely important
Force field dissolves
Dramatically raise hand
That train is screwed
Slowly look left
This movie is the most important movie you will ever see
Back up in a library
Raise your hand and a wand
Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared
Of a bunch of bad guys
but he acts brave while he runs.
You've gotta buy 2 tickets
Masked guy on a broom swerve
Run throw exploding
Running closer shot cast a spell
DUCK be careful with that stick too late.

Ok, time out. Oh thank god ok. Catchin my breath. He's grabbin his face, whatever. Ok go!

Dragon take off
People running
Downhill people running
Flex
Part 1 November walking
Chase that fire you wizards flying horse lizard
look out harry
Too late got him, help him Ron.


PART 2 July 2 BURNING
People Running backwards
Screaming
wave-hand upskirt
Windy
Kissing
Snape
cast spell
climb
look
blow up the town
Wizard lightning battle
Zoom huge shiny P
Then other letters come out.

[LouM]

I still remember every single lyric 12 years later, and I can’t remember what I had for dinner last night. My brain in a nutshell 🤣

[zapthebird]

"Careful Harry HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE-!"

I'm ROFL-ing right now.

[caitlinmacintoshx_]

I am impressed that I still remember every word of this