Hooker With A Penis (TOOL) Acoustic Cover ft. Diaorva

Awaiting the exciting new TOOL album, we recorded a cover of this song that depicts the negative criticism that Artists receive when they release new albums.

Recording:
Guitar: Taylor GS Mini - Beyerdynamic mc740 - Stam 1073EQ - LA3A
Voice: Slate VMS - FG-800M emulation - LA3A
Recorded with Focusrite Clarett 2Pre USB into Cubase 10

"Hooker With A Penis"

I met a boy wearing Van, 501,
And a dope Beastie T,
Nipple rings
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
Back from '92,
From the first EP.

And in between sips of Coke
He told me that he thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up to the man.

Well now I've got some bad advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man,
And if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, then you bought one.

So I've got some bad advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man,
If I'm the fuckin' man then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, then you bought one.

All you read and wear or see and hear on TV is a product waiting for your fatass dirty dollar

So, shut up and buy, buy, buy my new record
Buy, buy, buy,
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy.

[griffinclark]

Hearing this in your accent is very pleasant. Good jam guys, better than green jelly. 😜

[kwasiorr]

wow, you both rock! how come this doesn't have 500 k thumbs up?

[TheEternalElir]

This is sooo cool. You absolutely killed the guitar. You managed to play the bass notes and I could somehow here the octopus drumming along in your guitar playing. Amazing!

[jeffgrifa]

Dude! There’s a nice tutorial on some killer riffs!! Well done.

[queenramen]

Well holy shit guys !!! You seriously nailed this whole song in a one row totally impressed with both the voice and the great acoustic skills !!!💞💞this is one of my favourite tool songs and you were super on point with the whole cover . Great job !!🥺💞

[Voider]

Jamás me hubiera imaginado un cover acústico de esta canción hasta que vi este video. Gran trabajo, excelente en todo aspecto. Lo escucho una y otra vez, y no dejo de sorprenderme. ¡Larga vida a Tool! Saludos desde Panamá.

[nutricionveritas]

Never expected to hear an accurate and great acoustic cover of Tool. Well done!
P.s. I love Diorva’s shirt! Cobra Kai Never Dies!

[grillosaint]

Captura toda la fuerza de la canción. Excelente cover

[jorgemejia]

Hoy descubrí un par de músicos increíbles, me suscribo espero sigan activos con su canal

[darckskull]

Salaberga está bien pitudo el cover paps

[dosfuegos]

That was freakin awesome you guys!
Yeah hell yeah

[nutricionhumananutrineza]

Felicidades Dianita y Jorge. Hacen un excelente dueto.

[Ulises]

Les quedó super chido el cover! ya me suscribí jeje saludos!!! :D

[wolfflow]

FUCKING
Loved it and then I bought
PS send more money

[BliboranBass]

This is great! Strange song to do acoustic but you did awesome! By the way, 3 more days :)

[JeredtheShy]

it should be standard cahon practice to play along to this