Walmart and Target are going to war on tiktok

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[EgoFriendly]

Excuse me Jarvis, we at target are not "employees" we're "Team Members" and we don't have "managers" we have "Team Leads" and we don't have a CEO, we have "Daddy Cornell" because we're a family who cares about eachother, which is why Daddy Cornell gives me a 10¢ raise every year if I'm a good slave, I mean team member.

[Adakechi]

As a former Target employee, we legally cannot tell you what the balls are for. Once you’re hired, they implant a detonator in your brain, and revealing the ball secrets will result in immediate termination.

[clarkehamza]

“i refuse to believe that someone was born in 2003”

oh boy jarvis, wait til u find out that there were people born in 2004…

[hippopajamas]

As an ex target employee I can confirm that the cart dudes are absolutely bored enough to launch a war.

[grace]

why target has balls: “The giant concrete balls, called bollards, serve as safety precautions for keeping cars from driving into the storefront doors and potentially harming shoppers.”

[stardustorchard]

So, my dad used to be a manager at a Walmart a long long time ago (like in the 80s/90s when they were smaller) And he's told me stories in the past where after shift him and some employees would stand outside of Target and shout stuff or bringing a 'TARGET SUCKS' sign to the parking lot like they were fighting THE MAN, on the war front for... Walmart .. the little guy. If my dad were a young adult today this is the kind of things he'd have been doing.

[Cole.....]

The fact that these two guys are named Jaden and Colton is just *chef’s kiss*

[kaydenshepherd]

If Home Depot joins Walmart that's huge. Home Depot has the rail carts, flat carts, and table carts on top of normal carts. That kind of fire power could be world ending in the wrong hands

[kingofthebis]

This is just bizzare. Imagine in the future college business majors learning about this.

[pinkpunther]

I would totally love an "enemies to lovers" arc for Walmart and Targy

[ic]

I like to imagine a manager telling a group of minimum wage kids to go to the parking lot and collectively beat up a shopping cart

[invinciblegames]

As someone that lives in Australia. There is only a Target here and no Walmart meaning that target would definitely have the numbers. Unfortunately for target, Walmart would have more guns

[BitzelBlockington]

why are they playing the home depot music

[ScenicFights]

I like how the dramatic Home Depot theme song appears at 3:41

[jasmine]

All corporate shenanigans aside, Colton and Jayden do sound like the names of 2 opposing male leads of a YA novel….

[kc.k]

We really went from “T-T-T-T-ARGETTTT” to
*We will win this Target v Walmart War*

[queenfrostine]

I love the concept that there are Targets and Walmarts out there located so close to each other that they share a parking lot, as if they don’t have the exact same function

[KayGee_yt]

I truly adore that for the most part, Walmart and target are actually not involved (and not firing their employees making these videos). Just some kids havin fun 😀

[kfen]

out of all the things i would have thought would happen this year, i would not expect it to be target vs. walmart

[emiegirl]

Jarvis giving us the real stories of this horrific war. It's journalism like this that keeps the truth alive