Y’all don’t stand a chance against district 3

Here was my response to someone’s flawed analysis of the US Hunger Games map.

[bri]

District 3 owns more guns than most countries do. That's actually a true statement 😂

[wrekka]

I like how he forgot the fact that the average Texan owns 23 weapons that’s just the average

[princebricks]

When he talked about interrupting Louisianans from eating gumbo, I was eating my supper, and it was gumbo

[seanhorgan]

One does not simply "put" Florida Man anywhere. One comes across him to their surprise and detriment

[heathb]

As a Florida native...I find your sense of trust and faith in our confusing unpredictability, a very morale boosting sentiment. Thank you my good sir.

[gian]

As a representative of Canada, we would like to make peace with District 3

[zackduncan]

Y’all can’t sleep on Missouri. We’ve got so many meth addicts in our state that we could make the German blitzkrieg look like bingo night at a nursing home.

[MidnightMusings]

As a Texas Woman (with Louisiana Creole, Apache, and Comanche roots) I hunt by bow and by gun, fish, and horseback ride. No offense but District three has the best food and access to the Gulf and most main rivers, not even counting Military Bases. District Three is like the Undertaker fighting Kevin Hart.

[okiendn]

If this was the hunger games I would sleep completely comfortable in district 3.

[ClicClikBang]

“And you’re not gonna understand a word they’re saying when they do”
True. Creole speak is its own dialect. So much that Swamp People had to use subtitles.

[joshsmith]

District 3 is like that person who always makes a scene and makes situations difficult but when things get difficult are the best one to have on your side

[ImmortalA]

Everyone is like “ThE raTs iN neW yORk wIlL EaSilY wiN it aLl” or “caLiFOrnia alONe wOUld eAsiLy wiN it aLL” when realistically there is no word in the English language for how bad District 3 will ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE everyone

[prestindavis]

As a member of District 3 and District 3’s secret weapon. I must agree if you disrupt our Gumbo cooking, there isn’t going to be any hope for the other districts. Like at all.

[GippyHappy]

It’s super unbalanced to give district 3 Texas AND Florida.

[PhantomSavage]

You would never need to pull any other champions from any other district other than District 3.
District 3 alone has an endless supply of people whom, if you asked if they would like to participate in a battle royale to the death, would simply reply "That sounds like a fun weekend."

[tjthegreat]

As a district 4 guy…. I’d move to Texas tomorrow if it popped off! And whose idea was it to put all the stand your ground states together…. District 3 could probably take the country….. if the beer doesn’t run out! I’m definitely going to Texas!

[othelliusmaximus]

Florida man will enter on the battlefield with alligators pulling his charriot after eating a breakfast of xannie pills and lean spiked with water moccasin venom. His walkout music will be Uh huh by Denzel Curry and IDK.

[tannert.]

As a former Florida man turned louisiana man, District 3 is way too stacked boutta be a hunger games dynasty

[_MrMoney]

"There's no solid reason why we ain't gonna win this"
*[Dixie Land plays in the background]*
"Why do I hear boss music?"

[bmslhs]

Cajuns getting interrupted from making gumbo: