Eda didn't rise to be an actress

[avch]

Eda: I never got my driver's license…I'm like that sponge on TV that always crashed every time he drove.

[avch]

Eda: Enough! I have a sister. You force her to do this
cameraman: ok… Lily, do you want to win 5000 snails?
Eda: NO WAIT…I changed my mind…

[mattTCOtheguy]

Darius: Whoa, ok, Eda, calm down, ok, it's done, ok
Eda: Oh, ok, phew, sorry about that, Darius
Darius: It's okay, Eda, control your temper, ok
Eda: Ok, Darius
Darius: Ok

[finnover]

Safety Tips
Eberwolf: 'Ello, sprogs.
Director: Cut! Sorry, Eberwolf, could you *not* say sprogs? It kind of sounds like an insult.
Eberwolf: No, "sprogs" is my family's word for "kids", mate.
Director: Well, that's as may be, but *we're* not gonna use it. Let's try this again.
Eberwolf: (with a forced grin) 'Ello, "kids". Uncle Eber 'ere, with a special announcement on how to prevent flyin' accidents. Now, I'd like to show ya some of the bonzer crash-pads that come with this model of staff...
*He taps the front of the staff*
Eberwolf: But this specific staff don't have 'em, so instead, 'ere's a little replacement I was lucky enough to nab on me way here!
*Eberwolf reaches offscreen, pulls Odalia back on, then sticks her in front of him on the staff*
Eberwolf: Now, some of ya may be askin' yerselves, "Hey, if we crash our staffs into somethin' in the air, won't that just kill Miss Odalia?" An' my answer is this: Yeah, hopefully. But it ain't like that'd be a bad thing, right?
Odalia: (quiet, traumatized voice) I hate you, Eberwolf...
Eberwolf: (affectionately) Yeah, I hate you too, ye halitosic witch. (to the camera) If ya can't find Odalia, kids- whether or not she's alive after *I* crash this sucker- just grab anyone else ya don't like, and stick *them* at the front! And after ya land, flush what's left of 'em down the dunny! I know I would.
Director: And, cut! Eber, that's a wrap! Thanks so much for your helpful participation-
Eberwolf: Yeah, cheers, mate. Now shut up, I've got ice cream tea ta drink.
*He walks out of the studio, leaving Odalia stuck on the staff, just as Murmillo the crocodile Palisman starts eyeing her up*
Eda: Now, if you'd let *me* do that, kids would be a lot quicker to respect your safety tips.

[avch]

Cameraman: well it doesn't matter …next commercial (they put Luz and Amity in a commercial about being a good couple and then Willow in a commercial about taking care of plants…)
Hunter: What commercial will I record?
Cameraman: one about machinery assembly
Hunter: perfect!. It could be said that I was also part of "a mass production line" (he winks but also a tear comes out of his eye)

[johnhayward]

Saftey tips
Darius: ok eda you need to control your temper
Eda: I'll control my ( beep) ing temper when I feel like it
Darius: woah do you kiss your mother with that mouth

[edwardgaming]

BRAKE CHECK EVERYONE
everyone who isnt a brake checker's money: 10000 to 0

[abigailowusu]

Best amazing and awesome comic ever!!❤❤❤💖❤💖❤

[rexred]

Well she need to get her up blood somehow 😅❤️

[SkystarAG]

Fly blindfolded and upside down?(sounds like what Eda and even Augustus would do, Emearld Entrails should try that for flying broom preformance).