THINGS ALEX JONES LIKES

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*I M S E T T I N F I R E S E V E R Y W H E R E*

[PoundersPlatinum]

The crackhead at 7/11 telling you why you should give him some money:

[AbhijayPaul]

Alex Jones is literally the first person I've seen online that doesn't even try to hide their insanity.

[lionelep]

lol that last "coming" from that song was too funny

[shrek]

This the most human human in the history of humans

[asrieldreemunov]

The fact that when Alex says "I'M AN EXPLORER!" his face isn't pasted onto Dora the Explorer's body is very disappointing.

[LarryTL]

I gotta say, as much as I don't agree with him, he has an impressive voice.

[braydenboles]

It’s been 3 years and this video still makes me cry from how hard I laugh

[cranjismcbasketball]

1x Speed = Alex Jones
2x Speed = Alex the Freestyle rapper
0.25x Speed = Drunk Alex Jones

[laddledford]

I'm a pioneer!
I'm an explorer!
I'm a human!
And I'm comin'!
I'm animated!
My heart's big!
I like to *_EAT!_*
I like to fight!
I like to [censored]!
I like to have children!
I got a life force!
It's got hot c⃤u⃤m⃤goin' though it fast!
I like to eat
I'm a throwback!
I'm settin' fires everywhere!
I'm a human!
And I'm ᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿ'!

[alignedmindset]

I will never forget when I watched this for the first time. I was dying laughing at a parking lot of a sears, even when I left I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard on my way to work.

[brodylee]

Inb4 "I'm tired of this meme" comments. Keep up this meme. I love when I least expect it.

[off-seasonmemes]

Alex is so nice to share his interests for show and tell

[matthewcooper]

it only took 6 tries, but I made it through without laughing.

[XepherXV]

is that the "turn the frickin frogs gay" dude?

[Yecobb]

I love how he just gets us thinking "Oh hey, a new meme" and then chucks in the throwback at the end, was the cherry on top though.

[letterboy]

Someone: What parts of the video did you laugh at?
Me: Y E S

[garrettsattem]

0:13-0:14 This is why our English teachers stressed the importance of commas.

[miyathepotato]

*i literally almost died laughing this was so hilarious*

[tannerd]

0:06 the honest answer to "why do you want this job"