How to insult and compliment your wife at the same time 😂🙄 #marriedlife #relationshiptalk #funny

[oceanview]

🤣 lmao he’s bad!!😂😂 sounds like something my husband would say jokingly 😂

[bojaiden]

This is the most perfect compliment I have ever heard 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[momsmusic]

Lucky she has nothing to throw at you lol 🤣

[chrisiglesias]

love the throwback Seahawks gear. reminds me of better days. not even talking football.

[chrisbeckwith]

It is good to get these thing out in the open 😂😂😂😂

[zon]

I was waiting for Coolio to kick in after that

[sandischellenberg]

Get on it woman!!! Men LOOOOVE that. He and every other married man are getting ripped off.

[MbongisaVoyi-sy]

"Honey, you look amazing today! Did you finally decide to wear something that doesn’t make you look like a walking laundry basket?"

[gregorygorham]

A devilish compliment. A daring insult. He dares to dance with the devil in the pale moon light. Then the devil throws a cast iron pan at him and he sleep on he couch....

[nickdemos]

Damn. If that’s true. Divorce. Asap. Bottom line. If your wifey don’t do everything you want. And you don’t do what she wants. Divorce. Find someone who will. Life is too short to play games and not be happy

[SimirJohnson]

Actually she does - and quite well, too

[danielpriestley]

Probably the Seahawks they're the ones that leave shit all over the place

[seanchig]

If I was guy that had a horrible hair transplant guess what my name would be. It be Jared