FIXING THE AMERICAN STATE MAP!

This is me FIXING THE AMERICAN STATE MAP!

#shorts

[gerritthompson]

Now each person in the dakotas can have their very own state

[zgjohusociety]

“Corruption, debt, and crime is no more”
(Makes Chicago its own state)

[jawa]

I was not expecting Dakota to be divided into 20 states.

[chilln]

I guess I live in Chicagoland now. That’s what I say to people when they ask where I’m from anyway.

[IloveRumania]

This should be renamed to "How to Simultaneously Trigger Millions of People."

[catburgerz]

this is by far the most radical of the episodes

[satriobagus]

"Now there's not enough water in Wyoming lets just make it a one big lake"
Geo Facts 2016

[timothylang]

"This is what the Buffalo really wanted" had me dying.

[Bradinator]

Of course they need to be 20 states, ACTUALLY 30!!!

[rivergreen]

*appause* I'm not offended. I'm pretty sure you fixed Southern Illinois. We're no longer living under the shade Chicago is throwing, no more Pritzker, lower property taxes, etc. Thank you

[RailfannerAviation]

I live in Illinois and I approve of our new tri-state region of Chicagoland, East Iowa, and Kentucky lol

[wooloonator]

Thank you for fixing Illinois it is much better now

[MrCubFan]

“East Iowa”
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE THOUGH

[chicagolandpirateparty]

It’s about time Chicagoland has become its own state!

[oxlclout]

Stranger: Where are you from
Me: United States of Dakota
Stranger: Huh? Do you mean United States of America?
Me: Nope
*Walks away*

[UrFavTransitEnthusiast]

I literally made a loud whoo sound when Chicago became its own state and i think all of my family just heard

[sandman_]

Thanks for getting rid of Illinois, we needed that ❤️

[ChanceKearns]

Very cool, i enjoy partaking in the consumption of cracker barrel cheese

[Hammerhead_]

As someone that lives in southern Illinois I would much rather be part of Kentucky

[za.monolit]

Upon Chicago becoming its own state, Illinois' crime rats dropped to 0.