Rey 'Skywalker' vs Space Marine

Rey gets smashed by a Space Marine

[SlimShady-tcmb]

*Jedi uses some space magic
Jedi: "We call this the force"
Space Marines: "We call that warp nonsense and heresy"

[Diresilence]

"I felt a great disturbance in the force. It was if millions of twitter users were suddenly offended, and began typing death threats for a character they didn't actually care about all at once...."

[internetzenmaster]

The "Bane"-style back break is... _PERFECTION_

[wolfknight]

That Space Marine has done a great service for countless people and deserves the highest honors and great respect and a reward unlike most people ever gain

[Lorgar]

Those stormtroopers are fine.

"You there! What are you?"
"We're Imperial Stormtroopers, sworn to the Emperor. We subjugate or purge aliens, traitors, and jedi."
"What are jedi?"
"They have magical powers. "
"Wonderful. Keep up the great work. For the Emperor!"

[GenericUserName]

In 37 seconds, you have eclipsed the 3 new Star Wars movies by a mile, well done!

[jyggalag]

Looks like rey's plot armor wasn't strong enough this time

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[daderowley]

Even Warhammer marines respect the pre-Disney starwars

[ThePhotographerHimself]

Rey Skywalkers existence was so bad, even Warhammer Fans had to come over and delete her for us.

[morgant.dulaman]

Not even Slaanesh and Khorne teaming up could produce better. Tzeentch weeps at the beauty of this change and Nurgle feels a satisfaction beyond that which is produced by his own cooking.

[TimeTravelMaster]

It's as if several voices cried out for joy, then suddenly silence.

[qwefg]

Give up to the best storm trooper. He got a space marine to do what we wanted and got to even enjoy it if even for just a moment.

[lorenzobarnes]

And the rein of the fake Skywalker aka the Mary Sue comes to an end

[adamskareviews]

I sense a disturbance in the force. As if millions of fans just cried out in relief.

[hanchiman]

Difference between fighting a Space Marine and Imperial Storm troopers is that canonically, Space Marine never miss their target, since they are trained to shoot as their day time activity every single day until the day they die

[waylonyoung]

This space marine did more than the entire sequel of enemies could do, *give this warrior his own damn chapter DAMNIT.*

[avastorneretal]

If Disney or GW ban it - then it's a canon.

[eightball]

The most rational and least violent Black Templar

[ferrumbellatorwarsmith]

And millions of voices cried out in relief.
Seriously I wish I was that marine even for the briefest of moments just to enjoy that

[kastor]

Black templar be like: I don't even like this universe yet what you just said insulted to the highest degree it reminds me of the time a heretic besmirched the name of our holy God Emperor