Typical BMW driver lol

[yusufabdoolla]

The engine warning light is to remind you that the engine is there

[emil]

Life hack: if your car is ever making strange noises, you can turn up the radio really loud and the noise will stop.

[GRamerDim]

the check engine light is lit to remind you that the light works

[tjorven]

The most reliable part of a bmw is the check engine light

[fruitygranulizer]

if it’s leaking oil, you know it has oil 😎

[Purrrrfectshot]

If the check engine light is off that means the bulb is out😂

[HbHh-mc]

“You got money right?”
“Nah, my dad has it”

[grahamnostalgia]

😂🤦‍♂️ That was me back in ‘15 in my brand new M4, not even 300 miles on the clock and an alert pops up on the screen telling me I’m low on coolant 🤷‍♂️

[ninjaride]

Is your car hybrid?
Yes, it uses petrol and oil.

[AjEdw]

If you ever think your job is useless, remember, there is a guy that has to put blinkers on BMWs 🤣

[chrisyateswebdev]

Oil & a spare bottle of coolant.. 2 items a true BMW driver never leaves home without 100%

[ernestmfakudze]

The passenger is asking too many questions about things he shouldn't be worried about😂😂

[Hddizzleshizzle]

The engine light is to remind you to keep a savings account for all the money you will spend on engine repairs.

[therockobama]

The oil in the back is so accurate. Now where’s the coolant lmao

[OnlyGeorge]

“It’s actually a bad thing if it’s off. If that’s off then you have an issue “ 😂😂😂😂

[wildhogOW]

I'm a car salesman - the number of times I've sold a BMW to someone who can't afford to drive and maintain it, is ridiculous.
And I *always* tell them to really consider if it's the car for them. They *never* listen.

[jones]

Jake : Hits gas pedal
"Why is it doing that?"
*Rubs hands like Birdman* 🤨🤣

[iterativegrowth]

Little known fact:

the “M” stands for “mechanic” so you don’t forget to visit frequently

[wilsonlopez]

We’re not talking about how the Chick-fil-A owns a 4Runner wrapped with the Chick-fil-A logo, fire asf.

[markmc]

Yep that's me especially when I'm riding with my parents