Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: The Worst Of CES 2022

This year's Consumer Electronics Show featured an array of predictably upsetting new gadgets, including a car with color-changing body panels and a furry robot that nibbles on your fingers. Stephen Colbert reviews all the new gear in the latest edition of his forward-looking technology segment, "Cyborgasm." #Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm

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[oonegro]

The writers seem to have missed out on getting a movie clip from Kung Pow enter the fist. That had a great cow fighting scene that also spoofed on the Matrix while the cows shot milk from it's utters.

[TheRogueStatesman]

ok, you had me at "The Mootrix"... well done (and scarily accurate) 🤣

[j-dubb]

I feel like being hooked up to a machine extracting value from you while you're being force fed crap and distracting you from this process is a virtual world simulating a fulfilling life is a metaphor for where we're all heading.

[verdatum]

Jon's outfit is SCREAMING today. Very nice.

[lietdune]

The water closet bit is something that Douglas Adams would have totally loved.

[warriorscholar]

That Mootrix thing is messed up when you consider how much leather they wear.

[speelydan]

Bloody hell, I love Jon Batiste's outfits.

[ddraigmafon]

We need a compilation video of Jon Batiste, his music and all his looks, he’s such a snappy guy.

[margholtz]

Jon's clothing style is so mesmerising

[maskedmarvyl]

Why do I feel even more sorry for chickens than I did before?
"Dad, what's going to happen to me when I grow up"?
"Well, my little McNugget, you won't have to worry about growing up, because you'll never make it that far. You'll be shoved into a cage along with millions of others where you'll get pooped on all day, until you're dragged out, decapitated, drained of your blood, deep-fried and sold as a number 5 special. And that's if you're Lucky. If you're unlucky, you'll be ground into a paste, and extruded by a 3D printer before you're cooked by lasers",
"Thanks dad, I feel much worse now".

Can people suck any harder?

[MasterOfDarkness]

John Oliver is going to be the #1 buyer of that nibble-bot.

[Kim.Miller]

Jon's suit is SUBLIME. You *always* stun, my man.

[worldcitizeng]

By the time the chicken is laser printed, I already finished stir fry my chicken and finished eating, + clean up the kitchen. BTW, did they forget to add seasoning to the chicken?🤣😅😂

[Opus]

I shudder to think of the guy sitting on a scanning toilet while wearing Mootrix VR googles and playing with their Ham-Ham...

[TheDanishGuyReviews]

"Folks .... Cows." I actually said "Yay!" at that. (I am a farmer.)

[reolabranch]

John's outfits are always THE best! This has jacket is my favorite, so far!!! 🤩🔥

[okaythanks]

That's it, folks. Real life has officially jumped the shark.

[Pugetwitch]

I love Stephen Colbert and pray for his health and longevity. What a gem we all have in this guy.

[MonkeyJedi]

So to replace cooking with heat, you only need to liquify the chicken (need to wash the food processor) then feed the goo into a hopper (wash that too) to push it through a tiny nozzle (wash that, somehow) onto a printer plate (yep, wash that as well) and then "cook" the goo with numerous passes of a multi-spectrum high energy laser.
All to get a paper-thin serving of chicken... Wow.
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They spent so much time wondering if they could, they never asked if they should. Am I right?

[traildoggy]

Chick-fil-A's new add campaign is a cow with a sign that says "Print Mor Chikin"