Black Orchid analyzes Batman and company

Black Orchid gives her first impression of Batman.
From the DC animated film, "Justice League Dark."

[masonlomas]

That "I have a butler" makes a lot of sense. After his parent's death, Alfred practically raised him, fed him, and took care of him in general and helped with Bruce's mental health. Damn, Alfred is awesome af

[WadeWilsonKPop]

You might laugh, but when Batman said that one line, he completely meant it. No sarcasm there: for all the shit that life throws at him, he always has a butler. He always has Alfred.

[Lucas-Stl]

"I have a Butler." One sentence that is more powerful then it seems.

[littlen]

*Batman:* I have a butler
*Translation:* I have a supportive father figure who got me through dark times and never gives up on me no matter what. Btw, he's a fucking badass and makes great tea. He's British, what do you expect?

[fernandoalmonte]

Batman has 2 Superpowers:
1) He is rich
2) He has a Butler

[AndrewJamison]

I love that they let Matt Ryan keep voicing Constantine in most of the things his character is in, he is a perfect match for the part.

[Potatomuffin]

I really like Constantine's stare. You'd expect him to crack a joke or rub it in, but he just keeps looking at her so damn hopeful, even after Zatanna's attempt to argue against it.

[BlythePennyBicycle]

The whole "I have a butler" line, while definitely funny, also shows how Batman really copes with these troubled times through Alfred.

[emmafrost]

zatanna: "i could kill him" love that line.

[CidGuerreiro]

"How do you cope with it?'


"I'm Batman"

[danielblair]

Black Orchid: How do you cope with it?

Batman: I have a Butler.

lol

[Argorok]

Proof that Constantine is the best DC hero - he can produce whisky from thin air.

[emerald]

Bwtman confirms Butlers help with otherwise extreme depression

[RJMeta]

The first time I watched this movie I was too busy rejoicing over the fact that A. Constantine has a Mersyside accent, B. Constantine uses English slang in a way that wasn't forced or stilted *and got it right* and C. Constantine is both in a movie and not played by Keanu Reeves (don't get me wrong, he's a brilliant actor, just not a brilliant Constantine) to truly appreciate the way Constantine's face lights up with tentative hope when Orchid reveals that Zatanna has feelings for him and the way he stays slightly hopeful even after Zatanna says she could kill him.

[TA-cfke]

"I have a butler."
no joy for himself maybe but funny enough to give the world joy

[Zulu-Lemon]

Batman was being serious. Alfred got him through everything in life.

[crystalcoleman]

She gave a subtle grin; Orchid knew how much it meant to Batman.

[iamjuniorduh]

"I have a butler"

I was like "What!?" as I dropped my phone and started coughing

[woodrobin]

Black Orchid: "You exude pain. Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. How do you cope with it?
Batman: "I have a butler."

He honestly answered the question. Alfred is the person who kept him from drowning in a sea of anger and sorrow. Alfred is the one who stitches him up, makes sure he remembers to eat, keeps him grounded enough that he doesn't disappear into his obsession.

[erickruckenberg]

Don't sleep on Alfred Pennyworth. Wasn't he former SAS? He was a badass in his younger years...still is.